Me and Fat Ernie Borgnine
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Remember the time when I gored that monkey?
That’s how much I love you.
And remember that time that guy
and that other guy went to that place
and drank that beer? Well,
that was me. But
don’t hate me—
It was warm.
Don’t stuff the penguins down the toilet.
Don’t stuff the penguins down the toilet.
Five years’ leaves have fallen on the ground of my discontent.
I have buried my hatchet in the snows of winters past.
I will not hate you anymore.
I will plot ways to bludgeon your hillbilly ass instead.
I will cha-cha on your grave, you furry-lipped psychobitch dildo-hog.
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Friday Poetry Corner
Well folks, another Friday, another year gone by ... dedicated to the memory of George Harrison, lets enter 2006 with
Give me Love, give me Love
Give me Peace on Earth
Give me Light, give me Life
Keep me free from birth
Give me hope, help me cope with this heavy load
Trying to touch and reach you with heart and soul
OM My Lord . . .
Please take hold of my hand, that
I might understand you
Won't you please
Oh won't you
Give me Love, give me Love
Give me Peace on Earth
Give me Light, give me Life
Keep me free from birth
Give me hope, help me cope with this heavy load
Trying to touch and reach you with heart and soul









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