Eee, that were blooming fantastic that were

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EternalOptimist replied

1 March 2010, 15:39
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Didn't you wonder why there were teeth down (or up) there?

teeth ? all my birds are class mate, posh as heck, they dont do teeth
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hyperD replied

1 March 2010, 15:35
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Didn't you wonder why there were teeth down (or up) there?

She must have taken her dentures out.
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TimberWolf replied

1 March 2010, 15:21
Didn't you wonder why there were teeth down (or up) there?
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Menelaus replied

1 March 2010, 15:14
If you were on Benbecula are you sure it wasn't the cold?
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Doggy Styles replied

1 March 2010, 15:06
Wow. Did all the other guys have a go after you?
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Moscow Mule replied

1 March 2010, 14:14
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I got an immediate boner that took two days to go down

You obviously weren't getting enough bromide in your tea...

Last edited by Moscow Mule; 1 March 2010, 14:16.
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EternalOptimist started a topic Eee, that were blooming fantastic that were

1 March 2010, 14:07
Eee, that were blooming fantastic that were

TimberWolfs thread about party tricks and Wilmslows dilemma with gym-girl had me thinking. It recalled this story from waayy back

The girl I pulled the weights and measures stunt with (yes-that was real) was a female soldier and we were in the NAAFI one night, up in Benbecula, and she asked me if I wanted to play a game. This was when I was about 23, she would have been the same age.

So all the guys and gals are egging me on, and, as I was a bit ratted, I eventually agreed.
So she holds her hands up palms down, about a foot apart, one above the other, and she asks me if I have a good imagination. Yes. Right well imagine a twelve inch woman standing on my bottom hand, with my top hand on her head. She is slim, gorgeous, long blonde hair, large boobs and she is naked.

All the guys start cheering, asking if they can play as well.

Can you picture her ? Yes.

Right, I will now move my hands around, so she is now upside down, can imagine what has happened to her hair ? Yes
To her boobies? Oh Yes.

Close your eyes, ok, now point to her boobies without touching

So I had my eyes tight shut and had a guess where they would be
Good, now point to where her 'thingy' is, without touching

my eyes still tight shut I had a guess where that would be

Excellent. Now have a guess where her belly button is, give it a gentle poke

What she did was crouch down a little so my finger went into her mouth,

So I am standing there in the dark, thinking my finger was poking a belly button but it went into something hot and wet instead.
I got an immediate boner that took two days to go down
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