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HairyArsedBloke replied

25 February 2010, 15:24
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

http://5z8.info/stalin_e8p9b_titstitstitstits

ex-mrs HAB has been working out again - it's a big improvement.
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darmstadt replied

25 February 2010, 15:09
http://5z8.info/stalin_e8p9b_titstitstitstits
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Clippy replied

25 February 2010, 15:04
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Any suggestions?

He is blind, deaf and has no legs.

Lucky sod. He doesn't have to put up with your btulip all day.
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wobbegong replied

25 February 2010, 14:55
A piar of these?
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minestrone replied

25 February 2010, 14:49
An ET mask
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EternalOptimist replied

25 February 2010, 14:48
I know,
organise a fancy dress birthday party for him
wrap him in baco-foil and he can go as an easter egg
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wobbegong replied

25 February 2010, 14:46
A 'Dancercise' DVD?

It's in your price range too!
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EternalOptimist replied

25 February 2010, 14:42
Take him fishing for the day.
use him as a float
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HairyArsedBloke replied

25 February 2010, 14:40
Tell him you're so sorry if you caused him any pain, that there's no one left at home, and you believe it's going to rain.
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DimPrawn replied

25 February 2010, 14:38
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

A skateboard with a horn?

I got him that last year.
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sasguru replied

25 February 2010, 14:36
A skateboard with a horn?
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DimPrawn started a topic Present for my Uncle Albert.

25 February 2010, 14:32
Present for my Uncle Albert.

Any suggestions?

He is blind, deaf and has no legs.
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