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Don’t forget to use flat leaf parsley!Originally posted by suityou01 View Postit's all about the details
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More likely to be carbonara in Rome. That's really sticky stuff too.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAnd the spag bol is on the passenger seat dripping bolognese sauce all over the seat covers
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And the spag bol is on the passenger seat dripping bolognese sauce all over the seat coversOriginally posted by sasguru View PostAnyway back to the point - where's Menelaus? That idling Tornado is leaking aviation fuel all over rhe place, waiting for its run to Rome.
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Anyway back to the point - where's Menelaus? That idling Tornado is leaking aviation fuel all over rhe place, waiting for its run to Rome.
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Do you mean that for all these months I have arguing with a figment of Rasputins imagination ?
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How come he doesn't know he is a sockie? Can't you even make it self aware?Originally posted by AtW View PostYou are a sockie because it amuses me.
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