I wanna be...

[Fungus]

The one who delivers to us keeps sending other peoples mail to us. Got one from the IR and opened it (on autopilot at the time) and it was a cheque for 1200 from them. I wonder if he got one intended for me?

For years now I've regularly received letters from the IR for people who they think are employed by my company. But they're not. I'm getting tired of having to send back stuff that is nothing to do with me. What worries me is that these people could get in trouble due to not receiving important letters. No other organisation has ever sent me confidential letters destined for someone else. Bunch of incompetents. Ah, but if I make a mistake, they fine me before I can say "The Gestapo were rank amateurs compared to the IR".

Fungus

[BoredBloke]

The one who delivers to us keeps sending other peoples mail to us. Got one from the IR and opened it (on autopilot at the time) and it was a cheque for 1200 from them. I wonder if he got one intended for me?

[Mailman]

Seems to be some good money to be made from not delivering mail too!

Mailman

[zeitghost]

A postman.

All the chequebooks and credit cards you can steal.

<sing> We're in the money...<sing>