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RichardCranium replied

16 February 2010, 13:52
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

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Maybe Richard Cranium works with her?

Call them n0r|<s? I think not.

The office tottie has serious cleavage, a genuine sunbed tan, the blondes have proper dark roots like a real blonde should and they wear FMBs so high and heavy they cause serious bounceage of the jumper-puppies.

I now know why there are cold showers on site.
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Clippy replied

16 February 2010, 13:15
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

She spoke very highly of you.

Doubt it.

She used to communicate via taps of her hoofs.
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Churchill replied

16 February 2010, 13:13
Originally posted by Clippy View Post

If only the women in IT I have come across looked half as good as this Barbie.

At my last place, had an absolute munter from NZ.

A munter I tells you!

She spoke very highly of you.
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Clippy replied

16 February 2010, 13:13
If only the women in IT I have come across looked half as good as this Barbie.

At my last place, had an absolute munter from NZ.

A munter I tells you!
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cailin maith replied

16 February 2010, 12:08
Originally posted by lje View Post

To be fair she didn't only cry - you could make her wee too...

Bonus eh?
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lje replied

16 February 2010, 12:07
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

stupid fliping Tiny Tears.. you had to fill her up with water and squizz her to make her cry.. she was bloody rubbish.

To be fair she didn't only cry - you could make her wee too...
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cailin maith replied

16 February 2010, 12:02
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Errr... is it covered by BUPA?

Unlikely.
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Churchill replied

16 February 2010, 12:01
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I asked for a Barbie every year from about age 6 - 9... and every year, I got a stupid fliping Tiny Tears.. you had to fill her up with water and squizz her to make her cry.. she was bloody rubbish. My brother ended up sticking a screwdriver in her and using her as a makeshift water pistol... even now, I give my Ma grief for that... it's the stuff therapists make their millions on

Errr... is it covered by BUPA?
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cailin maith replied

16 February 2010, 12:00
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

And there are daughters who hate Barbie

I asked for a Barbie every year from about age 6 - 9... and every year, I got a stupid fecking Tiny Tears.. you had to fill her up with water and squizz her to make her cry.. she was bloody rubbish. My brother ended up sticking a screwdriver in her and using her as a makeshift water pistol... even now, I give my Ma grief for that... it's the stuff therapists make their millions on
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lje replied

16 February 2010, 11:54
Originally posted by Toolpusher

Make your own Zombie Barbie!!

Now that's a future little girls can dream of!
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SueEllen replied

15 February 2010, 19:02
Originally posted by Toolpusher

Make your own Zombie Barbie!!

I know some girls (children under 18) who will enjoy that.
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Paddy replied

15 February 2010, 18:17
Most expensive in the range is Divorced Barbie.
Frumpy jumper and track bottoms

She also comes with Ken’s House and Car
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HairyArsedBloke replied

15 February 2010, 17:04
Originally posted by Toolpusher

Make your own Zombie Barbie!!

There are better things to make with a Barbie
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Xenophon replied

15 February 2010, 16:30
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

They can get closer to the sink?

Not a match, but very good.
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Churchill replied

15 February 2010, 16:15
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

You know what they say about a woman with small feet...

They can get closer to the sink?
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