Reply to: Computer Engineer Barbie

[RichardCranium]

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Maybe Richard Cranium works with her?

Call them n0r|<s? I think not.

The office tottie has serious cleavage, a genuine sunbed tan, the blondes have proper dark roots like a real blonde should and they wear FMBs so high and heavy they cause serious bounceage of the jumper-puppies.

I now know why there are cold showers on site.

[Clippy]

She spoke very highly of you.

Doubt it.

She used to communicate via taps of her hoofs.

[Churchill]

If only the women in IT I have come across looked half as good as this Barbie.

At my last place, had an absolute munter from NZ.

A munter I tells you!

She spoke very highly of you.

[Clippy]

If only the women in IT I have come across looked half as good as this Barbie.

At my last place, had an absolute munter from NZ.

A munter I tells you!

[cailin maith]

To be fair she didn't only cry - you could make her wee too...

Bonus eh?

[lje]

stupid fliping Tiny Tears.. you had to fill her up with water and squizz her to make her cry.. she was bloody rubbish.

To be fair she didn't only cry - you could make her wee too...

[cailin maith]

Errr... is it covered by BUPA?

Unlikely.

[Churchill]

I asked for a Barbie every year from about age 6 - 9... and every year, I got a stupid fliping Tiny Tears.. you had to fill her up with water and squizz her to make her cry.. she was bloody rubbish. My brother ended up sticking a screwdriver in her and using her as a makeshift water pistol... even now, I give my Ma grief for that... it's the stuff therapists make their millions on

Errr... is it covered by BUPA?

[cailin maith]

And there are daughters who hate Barbie

I asked for a Barbie every year from about age 6 - 9... and every year, I got a stupid fecking Tiny Tears.. you had to fill her up with water and squizz her to make her cry.. she was bloody rubbish. My brother ended up sticking a screwdriver in her and using her as a makeshift water pistol... even now, I give my Ma grief for that... it's the stuff therapists make their millions on

[lje]

Make your own Zombie Barbie!!

Now that's a future little girls can dream of!

[SueEllen]

Make your own Zombie Barbie!!

I know some girls (children under 18) who will enjoy that.

[Paddy]

Most expensive in the range is Divorced Barbie.
Frumpy jumper and track bottoms



She also comes with Ken’s House and Car

[HairyArsedBloke]

Make your own Zombie Barbie!!

There are better things to make with a Barbie

[Xenophon]

They can get closer to the sink?

Not a match, but very good.

[Churchill]

You know what they say about a woman with small feet...

They can get closer to the sink?