I could sleep for a week.

[Tarquin Farquhar]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/he...two-weeks.html

Louisa Ball suffers from a rare condition called Slepping Beauty Disease, which causes her to sleep for up to 12 days at a time

[Cliphead]

"We went on a week’s caravanning holiday last year and she slept for the entire holiday – she missed the whole thing."

There's always a bright side

[MarillionFan]

I know all about this syndrome. My missus suffered from it when she was a teenager and had it on and off for five years. Back then though it hadnt been classified.

Supposedly quite deliberating, sort of turns all of your senses in on you as well. I'd better get the missus to drop her a line, there's only been something like 100 cases.

http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=Y...0levin&f=false

[zeitghost]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/he...two-weeks.html