NL's 12 days of Christmas

[AlfredJPruffock]

"Those who resist will be subject to Her Majestys Comfy Cushions."

So long as its not her 'Dirty Pillows'

Aye TE

Last time I passed Buck Palace I did note that her windows were a wee bit dirty , perhaps she should upgrade to Windows 2003 ?

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl,
but she doesn't have a lot to say

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
but she changes from day to day

I want to tell her that I love her a lot
But I gotta get a bellyful of wine
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl

Someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeh,
someday I'm going to make her mine.

[BoredBloke]

"Those who resist will be subject to Her Majestys Comfy Cushions."

So long as its not her 'Dirty Pillows'

[AlfredJPruffock]

A Message from the Right Dishonourable Tony Blair


Under the provisions of the Dangerously Disorganised Criminals Act, I have little option but to place you lot under immediate arrest until you cheer up.

Those who resist will be subject to Her Majestys Comfy Cushions.

Yours Insincerely

TB

[BoredBloke]

On the 12th day of Christmas NL gave to me

13 half @rsed statistics from the National Office Of Statistics

Eleven Years of Warfare
Ten ASBOs for my kids
Nein to CAP reform
Eight IR35 Reeeeevieeeeews
Seven extraordinary renditions
Six enormous Government IT cock-ups...
Five contracts toooo EDSss
Four Polish birds
Three Jags Prescott
Two ID cards
And a stealth tax just for me

[AlfredJPruffock]

On the 11th day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me:

Eleven Years of Warfare
Ten ASBOs for my kids
Nein to CAP reform
Eight IR35 Reeeeevieeeeews
Seven extraordinary renditions
Six enormous Government IT cock-ups...
Five contracts toooo EDSss
Four Polish birds
Three Jags Prescott
Two ID cards
And a stealth tax just for me

Vicky Pollard

[Rebecca Loos]

On the 10th day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me:

Ten ASBOs for my kids
Nein to CAP reform
Eight IR35 Reeeeevieeeeews
Seven extraordinary renditions
Six enormous Government IT cock-ups...
Five contracts toooo EDSss
Four Polish birds
Three Jags Prescott
Two ID cards
And a stealth tax just for me

Vicky Pollard

[wendigo100]

On the 9th day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me:

Nein to CAP reform

Eight IR35 Reeeeevieeeeews
Seven extraordinary renditions
Six enormous Government IT cock-ups...
Five contracts toooo EDSss
Four Polish birds
Three Jags Prescott
Two ID cards
And a stealth tax just for me

BTW It's three homes Prescott - and he doesn't pay council tax on any of them.

[Mailman]

On the 8th day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me:

Eight IR35 Reeeeevieeeeews

Seven extraordinary renditions
Six enormous Government IT cock-ups...
Five contracts toooo EDSss
Four Polish birds
Three Jags Prescott
Two ID cards
And a stealth tax just for me

[sasguru]

On the 7th day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me:


Seven extraordinary renditions
Six enormous Government IT cock-ups...
Five contracts toooo EDSss
Four Polish birds
Three Jags Prescott
Two ID cards
And a stealth tax just for me

[Fleetwood]

On the 6th day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me.

Six enormous Government IT cock-ups...

Five contracts toooo EDSss
Four Polish birds
Three Jags Prescott
Two ID cards
And a stealth tax just for me

[MrsGoof]

On the 5th day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me.

Five contracts toooo EDSss
Four Polish birds
Three Jags Prescott
Two ID cards
And a stealth tax just for me

[sunnysan]

On the 4th day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me.

Four Polish birds
Three Jags Prescott
Two ID cards
And a stealth tax just for me

[sasguru]

On the 3rd day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me.

Three Jags Prescott
Two ID cards
And a stealth tax just for me.

[DimPrawn]

On the 2nd day of Christmas, New Labour gave to me.

Two ID cards
And a stealth tax just for me.

[wc2]

On the 1st day of Christmas New Labour gave to me :

A new stealth tax just for me.