Reply to: Please post your solutions to the UK's dire economic situation here

[AtW]

Do you think a T-800 would be tough enough for 50's Glasgow or should we send a T-1000 to be sure?

The only way to be sure is nuking from orbit

[gingerjedi]

A good start would be to stop having Chancellors of the Exchequer who know absolutely bog-all about economics or finance. Or prime-ministers for that matter.

Career politicians should be burned at the stake.

We need a terminator and the means to send it back to 50's Glasgow... Do you think a T-800 would be tough enough for 50's Glasgow or should we send a T-1000 to be sure?

[AtW]

Estate agency

And real estate - it's not the one I feel particularly proud about though

[DiscoStu]

I've got a degree in finance and credit

Estate agency

[phil5476]

Legalise Cannabis.

Tax revenue up,
Tourists up,
Enforcement costs down,
New related industries setting up in the UK...

.......and we wouldn't really care too much about economic woes because we'd all be feeling groovy.......

[AtW]

A good start would be to stop having Chancellors of the Exchequer who know absolutely bog-all about economics or finance. Or prime-ministers for that matter.

I've got a degree in finance and credit

[PM-Junkie]

I propose an AtW tax, where he's charged £1000 for every CUK post he makes. This will be introduced retrospectively, as he should have known this could happen.

He therefore currently owes HMRC £16,960,000.

A good start would be to stop having Chancellors of the Exchequer who know absolutely bog-all about economics or finance. Or prime-ministers for that matter.

Career politicians should be burned at the stake.

[Cliphead]

already planning the closure of Chef Towers in Manchester, should be complete by mid summer

I'll keep my place here for the occasional visit. Working from home means anywhere I have t'internet plus sun, swimming pool, cheap beer...

[HairyArsedBloke]

I propose an AtW tax, where he's charged £1000 for every CUK post he makes. This will be introduced retrospectively, as he should have known this could happen.

He therefore currently owes HMRC £16,960,000.

That should cover the overspend for about half an hour.

[DimPrawn]

Move somewhere with a more stable and prosperous economy and a better climate.

Any contracts in Greece?

[Pogle]

Nuke it from space - only way to be sure

[chef]

Emigrate. All the best people are doing it, dahlink, don't you know.

Personal solution: leave.

That's exactly what I'm about to do, all will be finalised by the weekend

already planning the closure of Chef Towers in Manchester, should be complete by mid summer

[DimPrawn]

What dire economic situation would that be?

The one where everyone is getting wealthy owning a home again whilst unemployment falls and the economy grows 0.1% whilst at the same time public services improve constantly and our future is assured by the arrival of another 20,000,000 immigrants to help us in our dotage?

[Doggy Styles]

General election.

You know the old saying: A new broom sweeps it somewhere else.

[Cliphead]

Personal solution: leave.

That's exactly what I'm about to do, all will be finalised by the weekend