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Previously on "Staying at Stavenge"

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  • newblood
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Well I might be an Englishman, but when a bird wakes up next to me, they always look over at me, then the eyes go wide and they say -

    'WHAT TH FCK'



    Player !

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    FaQQer Mate

    "No - newblood knows how to use the "Quote" button"

    When your as busy as me changing tapes you'll know why i don't use the quote button

    Milan
    You're an imposter mate, milan doesn't have time to use the shift key either

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by newblood View Post
    mate , every single eastern european gal in this country , her first choice will be to catch an english man , almost irrespective of how old or ugly he is. You can have them all if you wanted
    Newblood, let me explain.
    When you go out for the night, on the vodka, or anti freeze, or whatever it is you guys drink. You get totally whazzed, no ? then it's all a blur, no ?
    then you see a bright light, a thumping in the head, a horrible taste in the mouth. You realise that you are surfacing, a horrible hangover is coming.

    Then....

    you look to your left. and there she lays. a mountainous tub of fck knows what. more facial hair than a walrus and twice as fishy. And you cant help it, you blurt it out 'WHAT TH FCK' <what the fck was I thinking>

    Well I might be an Englishman, but when a bird wakes up next to me, they always look over at me, then the eyes go wide and they say -

    'WHAT TH FCK'



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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

    Is Stavenge an weird abbreviation of Stevenage?
    I think he must mean Stavanger in Norway.

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  • Spacecadet
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    FaQQer Mate

    "No - newblood knows how to use the "Quote" button"

    When your as busy as me changing tapes you'll know why i don't use the quote button

    Milan

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    no, that was the overweight local gal
    Oh God, the image!

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You sound rather bitter. Are you Milan in drag?
    no, that was the overweight local gal

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You sound rather bitter. Are you Milan in drag?
    No - newblood knows how to use the "Quote" button

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by newblood View Post
    mate , every single eastern european gal in this country , her first choice will be to catch an english man , almost irrespective of how old or ugly he is. You can have them all if you wanted
    You sound rather bitter. Are you Milan in drag?

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  • newblood
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    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    Yes plan Bs are still on track although had a horrendous year last year hence the contract now..
    me the same , except no plan B worked and no contract on sight.

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  • newblood
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    <I think he was joshing with you>
    mate , every single eastern european gal in this country , her first choice will be to catch an english man , almost irrespective of how old or ugly he is. You can have them all if you wanted

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  • Swiss Tony
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    <I think he was joshing with you>
    You sure on that? It’s hard to tell behind his shifty eyes and facial fluff you know....

    Not sure if I’m talking about EO or the eastern gals

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  • Jog On
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    Originally posted by newblood View Post
    hey , have you gotten any of your plan Bs going ?
    Yes plan Bs are still on track although had a horrendous year last year hence the contract now..

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by newblood View Post
    That never happens when you are from eastern europe and don't have bmws and audis.
    <I think he was joshing with you>

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  • newblood
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Two local blondes had never met an Englishman, so they kindly invited me back for a beerio. They had planned a carpet munching session, but let me join in provided I didnt tell anyone about their filthy kinks.



    That never happens when you are from eastern europe and don't have bmws and audis.

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