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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostFaQQer Mate
"No - newblood knows how to use the "Quote" button"
When your as busy as me changing tapes you'll know why i don't use the quote button
Milan
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Originally posted by newblood View Postmate , every single eastern european gal in this country , her first choice will be to catch an english man , almost irrespective of how old or ugly he is. You can have them all if you wanted
When you go out for the night, on the vodka, or anti freeze, or whatever it is you guys drink. You get totally whazzed, no ? then it's all a blur, no ?
then you see a bright light, a thumping in the head, a horrible taste in the mouth. You realise that you are surfacing, a horrible hangover is coming.
Then....
you look to your left. and there she lays. a mountainous tub of fck knows what. more facial hair than a walrus and twice as fishy. And you cant help it, you blurt it out 'WHAT TH FCK' <what the fck was I thinking>
Well I might be an Englishman, but when a bird wakes up next to me, they always look over at me, then the eyes go wide and they say -
'WHAT TH FCK'
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FaQQer Mate
"No - newblood knows how to use the "Quote" button"
When your as busy as me changing tapes you'll know why i don't use the quote button
Milan
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Originally posted by newblood View Postmate , every single eastern european gal in this country , her first choice will be to catch an english man , almost irrespective of how old or ugly he is. You can have them all if you wanted
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post<I think he was joshing with you>
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post<I think he was joshing with you>
Not sure if I’m talking about EO or the eastern gals
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Originally posted by newblood View PostThat never happens when you are from eastern europe and don't have bmws and audis.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostTwo local blondes had never met an Englishman, so they kindly invited me back for a beerio. They had planned a carpet munching session, but let me join in provided I didnt tell anyone about their filthy kinks.
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