Old People

[Moscow Mule]

Old People? **** em

IGMC

[shaunbhoy]

I'll relate a story: in Denmark there is the road, then the cycle path and then the pavement.

An old person was getting out of a car up ahead of me, so being on my bicycle and knowing they would be an obstruction when I reached them, I let off and coasted to a halt a couple or so meters.

Some little tulip went shooting past, clipped the old dears walking stick and caused them to fall.

Later I caught up with them and explained that what they'd done was seriously uncool, and one day, if they were ever so lucky, they'd be old.

Anyways they ran the next red light. I guess they don't plan to become old.

threaded, surely if they are slow enough for YOU to catch them up on your bike, they must be so obese that reaching old age is out of the question?

[Spacecadet]

I'll relate a story: in Denmark there is the road, then the cycle path and then the pavement.

An old person was getting out of a car up ahead of me, so being on my bicycle and knowing they would be an obstruction when I reached them, I let off and coasted to a halt a couple or so meters.

Some little tulip went shooting past, clipped the old dears walking stick and caused them to fall.

Later I caught up with them and explained that what they'd done was seriously uncool, and one day, if they were ever so lucky, they'd be old.

Anyways they ran the next red light. I guess they don't plan to become old.

If you still had that time machine you could jump forward 60 years, knock them over, shout "See!! I told you!!". Then jump back to the present

[threaded]

I'll relate a story: in Denmark there is the road, then the cycle path and then the pavement.

An old person was getting out of a car up ahead of me, so being on my bicycle and knowing they would be an obstruction when I reached them, I let off and coasted to a halt a couple or so meters.

Some little tulip went shooting past, clipped the old dears walking stick and caused them to fall.

Later I caught up with them and explained that what they'd done was seriously uncool, and one day, if they were ever so lucky, they'd be old.

Anyways they ran the next red light. I guess they don't plan to become old.

[Francko]

They cannot get in and out of the car

Can you do the two things at the same time?

[Spacecadet]

80 ?
born in 1930 ?

2 world wars ?

you lying turd. euthenase him dodgy, quick, before he gets away

He's telling the truth!
I've seen his medals, most impressive they are

[DimPrawn]

Old people, you can't beat 'em.
























Pity.

[Francko]

Like immigrants they should FIFO

First In First Out?

[dude69]

They dont like stepping out of their "comfort zone"
They expect everyone to wait on them
They cannot get in and out of the car
They are highly manipulative.

Either carry on working and therefore continue interfacing with people in the real world or shoot them.

Like immigrants they should FIFO

So er, how long till this applies to you?

[EternalOptimist]

I'm 80 years old and I've lived through 2 World Wars you insolent young blighter, I'll box your ears!

80 ?
born in 1930 ?

2 world wars ?

you lying turd. euthenase him dodgy, quick, before he gets away

[wurzel]

Like immigrants they should FIFO

I'm 80 years old and I've lived through 2 World Wars you insolent young blighter, I'll box your ears!

[shaunbhoy]

They dont like stepping out of their "comfort zone"
They expect everyone to wait on them
They cannot get in and out of the car
They are highly manipulative.

Either carry on working and therefore continue interfacing with people in the real world or shoot them.

What about sending them to www.theholidayhomeforOAPspiecompanyltd.co.uk?

[DodgyAgent]

They dont like stepping out of their "comfort zone"
They expect everyone to wait on them
They cannot get in and out of the car
They are highly manipulative.

Either carry on working and therefore continue interfacing with people in the real world or shoot them.

Like immigrants they should FIFO