Reply to: Men and moisturizers

[doodab]

In a cold climate moisturising is essential. Otherwise the dry skin starts to flake and you end up minging.

[EternalOptimist]

Hundreds and thousands ?
silver balls ?


I'd rather top myself

[Durbs]

My aftershaves £180 a pop alone!

http://www.firebox.com/product/2291/Sex-Panther

60% of the time, it works every time!

[gingerjedi]

That can't be right - even if you don't do all that bollux, you must spend >£30 on shaving cream alone.

http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/tesco...oam_250ml.html

I'm a tight/skint git so I sport a beard.

You only need to moisturise if you wash your face with soap, just splash water and keep it 'au naturel'.

[darmstadt]

I have to admit that after a shave, particularly in winter, I tend to use moisturiser as the skin dries out. I always wear odd socks, in fact the one on my right foor has been changed for nearly a year now

[Mich the Tester]

what about the silver balls?

[Pogle]

Avoid hundreds and thousands; they can get stuck in all sorts of places and are just like sandpaper.

what about the silver balls?

[Mich the Tester]

Hmm, that could be a trifle sticky

Avoid hundreds and thousands; they can get stuck in all sorts of places and are just like sandpaper.

[Pogle]

Sounds awful. I’d much prefer a woman covered in custard.

Hmm, that could be a trifle sticky

[Mich the Tester]

...used to slather himself in aloe vera lotion. It was yucky and bizarre. Then tell me I should do the same.

Sounds awful. I’d much prefer a woman covered in custard.

[ratewhore]

Back in the 70s you could buy Brut for 180 quid and get a motorbike to go with it.

RG500 - nutters bike!!!

[northernrampage]

Do the ladies genuinely prefer metrosexual moisturizing must-get-a-botox big girls’ blouses? Or do they secretly hunker after the rugged, tough alpha male type?

In-between.

It's off-putting if you go too far. My ex was a boxing coach, he was very battered looking (which I didn't mind). But he shaved off all his arm hairs and his chest hairs, and used to slather himself in aloe vera lotion. It was yucky and bizarre. Then tell me I should do the same. Maybe he was hinting at something who knows

But I do like guys with hands a bit moisturised and same for face. Doesn't take my skin apart if they have lotion on.

[Mich the Tester]

ahh so your the guy who bought the 50 gallon bottle of Brut..

seriously, what aftershave costs £180?

Back in the 70s you could buy Brut for 180 quid and get a motorbike to go with it.

[Pogle]

It'll be Mantyliners next!

Or Mantyhose
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...en-tights.html

Apologies that it's from the Mail

[ratewhore]

You see I’m the type who’s never owned a comb as my hair’s about 3mm long. I shave in the evening and if I have a bit of stubble in the morning then I don’t really care. Socks don’t have to match as I wear DMs that cover them and the only moisturizer my face needs is soapy water.

Sounds like you're a butch lesbian to me...