Reply to: The Great Swine Flu Swindle

[MarillionFan]

21/07/2011

European Medicines Agency - News and Events - European Medicines Agency recommends restricting use of Pandemrix

BBC News - Narcolepsy link to swine flu vaccine investigated

Pandemrix - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

You're like a modern day Nostradamus!

Any cryptic poems you'd like to write??????

[DimPrawn]

The vaccine and Tamiflu have got nothing at all to do with one another.

Tamiflu is an anti-viral and the vaccine is a vaccine.

I personally wouldn't touch the Swine Flu vaccine with a barge pole, let alone force it on my children.

21/07/2011

European Medicines Agency - News and Events - European Medicines Agency recommends restricting use of Pandemrix

BBC News - Narcolepsy link to swine flu vaccine investigated

Pandemrix - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[cailin maith]

Will you lot stop arguing, there's a very serious human tragedy involved here.

Somewhere in Berkshire is a man whose spirit is entirely broken. The lack of Brazilian boys killed by swine flu has left him entirely impotent. There hasn't been a fresh crusty stain on his curtains in months.

Please, instead of bickering, spare a thought for him, his life is empty now.

[RichardCranium]

Only one jab each

why did they order 130 million of them then ?

When I asked that on here, I got told off for being stupid and not knowing you have to have two jabs.

[DiscoStu]

Will you lot stop arguing, there's a very serious human tragedy involved here.

Somewhere in Berkshire is a man whose spirit is entirely broken. The lack of Brazilian boys killed by swine flu has left him entirely impotent. There hasn't been a fresh crusty stain on his curtains in months.

Please, instead of bickering, spare a thought for him, his life is empty now.

[Incognito]

Its a shame euthanasia has lost its cachet among the cognoscenti.

I never knew you were a proponent of 'Lebensunwertes Leben'. Have you got the jack boots to match?

[sasguru]

I was toying with the 'EO Swine flu Osmosatron'

It uses the power of Osmosis to transfer high density through a membrane to low density. So you would lay the patient next to a large hog, attach the 'EO membrane' and the virus would leave the high virus-density patient and take up residence in the porker.

Unfortunately it failed the clinical trials because we attached a patient, (known only as sg) to the pig via the 'EO Membrane' and instead of the virus being Osmosed, the membrane detected an even bigger gradient, and immediately began transferring brain cells to the human patient.

The patient is now at large and is believed to be a danger to the community.

Taking lessons from SB in how to say absolutely nothing in as many words as possible?

[EternalOptimist]

Heres a post from TimberWolf way back in April - nice one !


True businessmen would be looking at ways of making money out of pig flu and other media created frenzies.

Why should the pharma companies and Doctors get all the action?

Anyone got any good business ideas?

E.g.

Selling miracle pig flu cures on eBay
Books on pig flu tulip
Surgical masks
A specialist pig flu website (probably already done)
Self-cure books and videos
Fake Tamiflu tablets
Drive by coughings and other flu related robbings
Information on how to build a pig flu bunker
Courses on how to hunt for Truffles

Does anyone have any more great business ideas like this?

I was toying with the 'EO Swine flu Osmosatron'

It uses the power of Osmosis to transfer high density through a membrane to low density. So you would lay the patient next to a large hog, attach the 'EO membrane' and the virus would leave the high virus-density patient and take up residence in the porker.

Unfortunately it failed the clinical trials because we attached a patient, (known only as sg) to the pig via the 'EO Membrane' and instead of the virus being Osmosed, the membrane detected an even bigger gradient, and immediately began transferring brain cells to the human patient.

The patient is now at large and is believed to be a danger to the community.

[shaunbhoy]

Well there's always the senile old fart, eh?

See what you did with the bonus then sg. Blew it on upgrading the raisin that you were formerly using as a brain for a swanky new conker. You would have got more bang for your buck by filling your head with sawdust...............and would have upped your street cred too!

[OwlHoot]

Looks like glyph inflation is starting to take off.

Anyone know the current rolleye to quip exchange rate? I'm guessing it's up to 3 or 4.

[sasguru]

and the other option is to listen to the trolling of an intellectual eunuch ?

Well there's always the senile old fart, eh?

[AlfredJPruffock]

Heres a post from TimberWolf way back in April - nice one !


True businessmen would be looking at ways of making money out of pig flu and other media created frenzies.

Why should the pharma companies and Doctors get all the action?

Anyone got any good business ideas?

E.g.

Selling miracle pig flu cures on eBay
Books on pig flu tulip
Surgical masks
A specialist pig flu website (probably already done)
Self-cure books and videos
Fake Tamiflu tablets
Drive by coughings and other flu related robbings
Information on how to build a pig flu bunker
Courses on how to hunt for Truffles

Does anyone have any more great business ideas like this?

[EternalOptimist]

No far better to listen to an unemployed Walter Mitty character, eh?

and the other option is to listen to the trolling of an intellectual eunuch ?

[AlfredJPruffock]

Its all a conspiracy cooked up by politicians/pharma companies/AGW scientists

Perhaps my intial reaction to Swine Flu was therefore correct - when you consider that many of these shady characters had just a few months prior to this scandal lost their shirts on Wall St and the City of London - Swineflu was a golden opportunity to cash in - as always its Joe Public who has to cough up - if you pardon the pun.

[sasguru]

How dare you question the government, big pharma companies making billions and of course GP's who aren't in it for the big money on offer!

No far better to listen to an unemployed Walter Mitty character, eh?