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Previously on "I think I've just seen the real Bob Shawadiwadi"

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
    Like me now, he is used to having a "chai wallah" to bring it to my desk
    That reminds me of when I was working in the City before we moved 'offshore'. Client co. had an intern that one of the traders kept calling 'Starbucks Wallah'.

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  • scaramanga
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    We has a Deepjit - the 'j' is pronounced softly, rather like 'sh'.
    I worked with a Wankhede before.

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    He seemed to be having trouble with the coffee machine. Not sure I'd trust him with a computer
    If he is recently arrived from India he will not have a clue how a coffee machine works. Like me now, he is used to having a "chai wallah" to bring it to my desk

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  • George Parr
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    I caught that the other day.

    I read that book over thirty years ago, but listening to the radio I think that I did not really understand it back then. It is such a horrid and scary story.
    The World State is built upon the principles of Henry Ford's assembly line—mass production, homogeneity, predictability, and consumption of disposable consumer goods.

    Nah, It'll never happen.

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  • mudskipper
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    We has a Deepjit - the 'j' is pronounced softly, rather like 'sh'.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Been listening to Radio 7?
    I caught that the other day.

    I read that book over thirty years ago, but listening to the radio I think that I did not really understand it back then. It is such a horrid and scary story.

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  • BlackenedBiker
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    Originally posted by wurzel View Post
    There's an Indian woman here called Swastika FFS!

    Guess it's a symbol of peace in whatever sect of Hinduism she belongs to.
    Once had a guy working for me called Hardwarewaller....

    Apparently his grand father sold hardware

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  • thunderlizard
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Been listening to Radio 7?
    Indeed. One of the many things that makes the bench fun. I nearly cried in last week's Dad's Army.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Can he be testing with Selenium and coding Java plenty cheapnessly with much quickness? If so we may be having jobbings for him.
    He seemed to be having trouble with the coffee machine. Not sure I'd trust him with a computer

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Probably a Bokanovsky Group.
    (gotta love the Wikipedia!)
    Been listening to Radio 7?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    There's a man at clientco who looks scarily like the man in his avatar
    Can he be testing with Selenium and coding Java plenty cheapnessly with much quickness? If so we may be having jobbings for him.

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  • thunderlizard
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Beat me to it. There were about 30 of them at my last clientco.
    Probably a Bokanovsky Group.
    (gotta love the Wikipedia!)

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  • wurzel
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    There's an Indian woman here called Swastika FFS!

    Guess it's a symbol of peace in whatever sect of Hinduism she belongs to.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    At the risk of being flamed.......

    I have worked at sites where (at least) 100 men look scarily like Bob Shawadi.... and several of the women too!
    Beat me to it. There were about 30 of them at my last clientco. The women with moustaches were scariest, but they did have more brains than the Bobs.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    There's a man at clientco who looks scarily like the man in his avatar
    At the risk of being flamed.......

    I have worked at sites where (at least) 100 men look scarily like Bob Shawadi.... and several of the women too!

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