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Jeebo72 replied

26 January 2010, 16:45
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

In a lift.

I heard he used the stairs????
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Mich the Tester replied

26 January 2010, 16:40
Originally posted by threaded View Post

How did he get to the sixth floor?

In a lift.
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RichardCranium replied

26 January 2010, 16:39
Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post

Do you mean: Maa'lish Habibi ?

Who cares?
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threaded replied

26 January 2010, 16:39
How did he get to the sixth floor?
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Mich the Tester replied

26 January 2010, 16:36
Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post

Racist!

No, sizeist. I look down on short people.
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Jeebo72 replied

26 January 2010, 16:35
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

There’s one on the sixth floor; I tripped over him when I walked into the lift one morning.

Apparently there's a black one upstairs but I haven't met him.

Racist!
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threaded replied

26 January 2010, 16:35
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Ma'alish habibi.

'Rolig rolig' på dansk.
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Mich the Tester replied

26 January 2010, 16:34
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

a white dwarf ?

There’s one on the sixth floor; I tripped over him when I walked into the lift one morning.

Apparently there's a black one upstairs but I haven't met him.
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Jeebo72 replied

26 January 2010, 16:33
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

So what happened to Red Dwarf?

It stopped being funny in 1992
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Jeebo72 replied

26 January 2010, 16:32
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Ma'alish habibi.

Do you mean: Maa'lish Habibi ?
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shaunbhoy replied

26 January 2010, 16:32
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Ma'alish habibi.

I'll get this round, you're pissed!
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Andy2 replied

26 January 2010, 16:32
Originally posted by zeitghost

It's too small to go supernova.

It'll turn into a red giant, consume Mercury, Venus, Earth, and possibly Mars, then shrink back into a white dwarf.

HTH.

a white dwarf ? is it a fairytale
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Mich the Tester replied

26 January 2010, 16:31
Originally posted by zeitghost

bla bla bla Red Giant mode.

bla bla bla white dwarf mode.

So what happened to Red Dwarf?
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RichardCranium replied

26 January 2010, 16:30
Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post

Do you realise the carbon footprint that would leave? Don't you give a f*** about the children? Sheesh

Ma'alish habibi.
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Jeebo72 replied

26 January 2010, 16:28
Originally posted by zeitghost

It's too small to go supernova.

It'll turn into a red giant, consume Mercury, Venus, Earth, and possibly Mars, then shrink back into a white dwarf.

HTH.

Care to put a £10 on it? ;-)
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