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Previously on "Blue peter presenter rowing down the amazon"

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I have had this great idea. All I need is a partner in crime.

    What we do right, is dress you up in an Anaconda skin. You slither into camp and attack her, I jump out of the jungle and wallop you with a machete, decapitating your head right off. Then I swan around camp acting the hero.

    The next day, we swap roles, I dress up as a pygmie head hunter cannibal with a bamboo blow-gun etc etc etc




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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Tarquin Farquhar View Post
    Would you appeal to her?
    Appeal? He'd probably beg!



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  • Tarquin Farquhar
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I hope the mods give you an infraction for inappropriate language, just to be fair like. Nothing personal.

    I started a thread recently, entitled Joely Richardson, and used the same words, albeit the other way around.

    It got moved to light relief, and I was handed an infraction. Not that I'm bitter or anything.
    Infamy! Infamy!

    Would you, indeed? Would you appeal to her?

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  • VectraMan
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    Wouldn't it be great if she was eaten by piranhas? Not that I'd wish being eaten by piranhas on anybody, but at least it would make Blue Peter interesting.

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  • Ruprect
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    Helen Skelton. Interesting article about it in the torygraph:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...adventure.html

    consensus is that she's crackers.

    Here's a better pic for consideration wrt the op:

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/...5875-21330994/

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    Saw on BBC news this morn.

    You would.
    Linky please.... surely no one can be more lusted over than Konnie

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    Saw on BBC news this morn.

    You would.
    I hope the mods give you an infraction for inappropriate language, just to be fair like. Nothing personal.

    I started a thread recently, entitled Joely Richardson, and used the same words, albeit the other way around.

    It got moved to light relief, and I was handed an infraction. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

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  • Ruprect
    started a topic Blue peter presenter rowing down the amazon

    Blue peter presenter rowing down the amazon

    Saw on BBC news this morn.

    You would.

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