On Leeds station platform 6 a few years ago.
Kid (aged about 6) "Dad who would win a fight between God and a robot".
Dad - ????????????????????????
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Originally posted by monkeyboy View PostMy 4 year old called me a dick in the head last night. ( note to wife , stop calling him that)
And met one of our new neighbours at the weekend. I don't know how I kept a straight face as he said "Hi, I'm Dick Mould and live......"
My friend's daughter is 3 and a half, and a little stunner. She is normally a very good little girl, but has obviously heard Daddy swearing (cos he's a plank).
My friend was sitting with her on the sofa the other day, and the little girl was being a pain. My friend repeatedly told her to stop, and finally told her that she'd go to her room if she didn't pack it in. The little mite sighed, rolled her eyes, and turned away muttering "for f&cks sake.." under her breath.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThe children where I used to live say things like.
"Mister, give me your ******* wallet or I'll stick you, you ******* piece of tulip"
Bless 'em.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThe children where I used to live say things like.
"Mister, give me your ******* wallet or I'll stick you, you ******* piece of tulip"
Bless 'em.
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The children where I used to live say things like.
"Mister, give me your ******* wallet or I'll stick you, you ******* piece of tulip"
Bless 'em.
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Originally posted by monkeyboy View PostMy 4 year old called me a dick in the head last night. ( note to wife , stop calling him that)
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Silly things children say.
My 4 year old called me a dick in the head last night. ( note to wife , stop calling him that)
And met one of our new neighbours at the weekend. I don't know how I kept a straight face as he said "Hi, I'm Dick Mould and live......"Tags: None
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