Silly things children say.

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The Central Scrutinizer replied

18 January 2010, 08:49
On Leeds station platform 6 a few years ago.

Kid (aged about 6) "Dad who would win a fight between God and a robot".

Dad - ????????????????????????
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MaryPoppins replied

15 January 2010, 15:09
Originally posted by monkeyboy View Post

My 4 year old called me a dick in the head last night. ( note to wife , stop calling him that)

And met one of our new neighbours at the weekend. I don't know how I kept a straight face as he said "Hi, I'm Dick Mould and live......"

Oops, ha ha!

My friend's daughter is 3 and a half, and a little stunner. She is normally a very good little girl, but has obviously heard Daddy swearing (cos he's a plank).

My friend was sitting with her on the sofa the other day, and the little girl was being a pain. My friend repeatedly told her to stop, and finally told her that she'd go to her room if she didn't pack it in. The little mite sighed, rolled her eyes, and turned away muttering "for f&cks sake.." under her breath.
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Mich the Tester replied

15 January 2010, 14:52
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

The children where I used to live say things like.

"Mister, give me your ******* wallet or I'll stick you, you ******* piece of tulip"

Bless 'em.

You're a millionaire (supposedly). You can't blame them for a bit of freelance socialism.
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stingman123 replied

15 January 2010, 14:47
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

The children where I used to live say things like.

"Mister, give me your ******* wallet or I'll stick you, you ******* piece of tulip"

Bless 'em.

serve's you right for wearing your wallet round your neck
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DimPrawn replied

15 January 2010, 14:44
The children where I used to live say things like.

"Mister, give me your ******* wallet or I'll stick you, you ******* piece of tulip"

Bless 'em.
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Mich the Tester replied

15 January 2010, 13:35
Originally posted by monkeyboy View Post

My 4 year old called me a dick in the head last night. ( note to wife , stop calling him that)

On the other hand, it gives a titillating insight into your wife's deepest fantasies. You must be a happy chappy.
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monkeyboy started a topic Silly things children say.

15 January 2010, 13:31
Silly things children say.

My 4 year old called me a dick in the head last night. ( note to wife , stop calling him that)

And met one of our new neighbours at the weekend. I don't know how I kept a straight face as he said "Hi, I'm Dick Mould and live......"
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