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Previously on "Blew off in three interviews already this year."

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Bloke goes to his Consultant for the results.

    Doctor: "It's worse than we thought. We found you have Alzheimer's too and that is coming on fast."

    Patient: "What about the tumour - is it bad?"

    Doctor: "Well, the cancer cannot be treated and you'll be dead in 6 months."

    Patient: Oh well. It could be worse. At least I've not got Alzheimer's."


    HTH
    Peter Griffin goes to the doctors

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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    In which case I'll resist creating the "Blew off three interviewers already this year" (and still no f**king contract) thread
    That would be appreciated.

    The first couple of parody threads were mildly amusing, but that was ages ago and the comedy value died after the "joke" had been replayed a few times.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    (Actually like all the endless crappy parody threads it's about as funny as making fun of the terminally ill)
    Bloke goes to his Consultant for the results.

    Doctor: "It's worse than we thought. We found you have Alzheimer's too and that is coming on fast."

    Patient: "What about the tumour - is it bad?"

    Doctor: "Well, the cancer cannot be treated and you'll be dead in 6 months."

    Patient: Oh well. It could be worse. At least I've not got Alzheimer's."


    HTH

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    Oh I see what you've done here, you've copied a slightly earlier thread in at attempt at parody humour.

    Utterly hilarious, I'm off to the hospital to get my split sides stitched.

    (Actually like all the endless crappy parody threads it's about as funny as making fun of the terminally ill)
    In which case I'll resist creating the "Blew off three interviewers already this year" (and still no f**king contract) thread

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  • TykeMerc
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    Oh I see what you've done here, you've copied a slightly earlier thread in at attempt at parody humour.

    Utterly hilarious, I'm off to the hospital to get my split sides stitched.

    (Actually like all the endless crappy parody threads it's about as funny as making fun of the terminally ill)

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  • fckvwls
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    Originally posted by bellymonster View Post
    Needless to say, once they got a whiff of it, I was never going to get the gig.
    taste

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  • bellymonster
    started a topic Blew off in three interviews already this year.

    Blew off in three interviews already this year.

    Needless to say, once they got a whiff of it, I was never going to get the gig.

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