Blew off in three interviews already this year.

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Spacecadet replied

13 January 2010, 20:28
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

Bloke goes to his Consultant for the results.

Doctor: "It's worse than we thought. We found you have Alzheimer's too and that is coming on fast."

Patient: "What about the tumour - is it bad?"

Doctor: "Well, the cancer cannot be treated and you'll be dead in 6 months."

Patient: Oh well. It could be worse. At least I've not got Alzheimer's."

HTH

Peter Griffin goes to the doctors
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TykeMerc replied

13 January 2010, 20:24
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

In which case I'll resist creating the "Blew off three interviewers already this year" (and still no f**king contract) thread

That would be appreciated.

The first couple of parody threads were mildly amusing, but that was ages ago and the comedy value died after the "joke" had been replayed a few times.
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RichardCranium replied

13 January 2010, 20:21
Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post

(Actually like all the endless crappy parody threads it's about as funny as making fun of the terminally ill)

Bloke goes to his Consultant for the results.

Doctor: "It's worse than we thought. We found you have Alzheimer's too and that is coming on fast."

Patient: "What about the tumour - is it bad?"

Doctor: "Well, the cancer cannot be treated and you'll be dead in 6 months."

Patient: Oh well. It could be worse. At least I've not got Alzheimer's."

HTH
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Spacecadet replied

13 January 2010, 20:20
Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post

Oh I see what you've done here, you've copied a slightly earlier thread in at attempt at parody humour.

Utterly hilarious, I'm off to the hospital to get my split sides stitched.

(Actually like all the endless crappy parody threads it's about as funny as making fun of the terminally ill)

In which case I'll resist creating the "Blew off three interviewers already this year" (and still no f**king contract) thread
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TykeMerc replied

13 January 2010, 20:16
Oh I see what you've done here, you've copied a slightly earlier thread in at attempt at parody humour.

Utterly hilarious, I'm off to the hospital to get my split sides stitched.

(Actually like all the endless crappy parody threads it's about as funny as making fun of the terminally ill)
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fckvwls replied

13 January 2010, 20:07
Originally posted by bellymonster View Post

Needless to say, once they got a whiff of it, I was never going to get the gig.

taste
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bellymonster started a topic Blew off in three interviews already this year.

13 January 2010, 19:58
Blew off in three interviews already this year.

Needless to say, once they got a whiff of it, I was never going to get the gig.
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