A chimpanzee has out-performed 94 per cent of the country's investment funds

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Spacecadet replied

13 January 2010, 18:02
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

All of them look better qualified than me.

But are their arses as hairy?
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HairyArsedBloke replied

13 January 2010, 18:00
Originally posted by Toolpusher

Always a classic......
http://www.newtechusa.com/PPI/talent.asp

All of them look better qualified than me.
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RichardCranium replied

13 January 2010, 16:47
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Get him working on computer modelling. Sounds like he is a natural!

Errm.
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shaunbhoy replied

13 January 2010, 15:51
Originally posted by AtW View Post

I take it back then - chimp would certainly run British economy better than Brown.

Get him working on computer modelling. Sounds like he is a natural!
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Spacecadet replied

13 January 2010, 15:43
Of course the chimp could have been lucky
1 chimp <> scientific rigour
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AtW replied

13 January 2010, 15:31
Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post

Don't be so dense, if he did then the economy would be booming.

I take it back then - chimp would certainly run British economy better than Brown.
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TykeMerc replied

13 January 2010, 15:27
Originally posted by AtW View Post

He already does!

Don't be so dense, if he did then the economy would be booming.
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Doggy Styles replied

13 January 2010, 15:24
Originally posted by AtW View Post

He already does!

No, the point is that a chimp outperformed, er, nearly everyone else.

Including HMG.
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AtW replied

13 January 2010, 15:21
Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

I'd like him to run the economy.

He already does!
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Doggy Styles replied

13 January 2010, 15:20
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

I would like that chimp to manage my portfolio

I'd like him to run the economy.
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Tarquin Farquhar replied

13 January 2010, 14:21
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

I would like that chimp to manage my portfolio

I'd like him to find me contracts, he can't do worse than 94% of pimps.
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Andy2 replied

13 January 2010, 13:52
I would like that chimp to manage my portfolio
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Bunk replied

13 January 2010, 13:44
They were Russian bankers though. Going by our resident Russian financial expert I'm not surprised
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BrilloPad started a topic A chimpanzee has out-performed 94 per cent of the country's investment funds

13 January 2010, 13:41
A chimpanzee has out-performed 94 per cent of the country's investment funds

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...portfolio.html

Remind me again why Investment Bankers (what is that Cockney Rhyming slang for?) get paid millions for?
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