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Previously on "Man catches carp the weight of Kylie Minogue"
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
Kylie = 1 / (1 + Kylies)
I was thinking more along the lines of the number of pints needed to find someone attractive enough to want to shag - the less attractive the bird the more pints you need.
It assumes the Kylie standard is zero pints, which using my formula works out to 1.0 Kylies, and a 5-pinter would be 0.166 Kylies. Zero Kylies would be an infinite amount of pints.
Or something like that. I need to get out more.
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostAh I see, a GENERAL law of physical attraction. So do we have the basis of a formula here, something like:
w = 1/(1+pints) ?
Kylie = 1 / (1 + Kylies)
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWell, if the bum men see a bum and the boob men see boobies (and, wearing my rose-tinted pince-nez, it looks like a gentleman's clockweights) that suggests it is a suitable symbol for the Kylie general purpose unit of measurement - all things to all men.
w = 1/(1+pints) ?
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostGood work RC. I'm probably a bit perverse though, because every time I look at that I see tits.Last edited by RichardCranium; 12 January 2010, 11:06.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI have been worrying about the symbl to use for this new unit, the Kylie. Clearly, neither K or k are satisfactory as it would cause no end of confusion with Kelvin and kilo.
But I have been inspired by your proposal, Doggy Styles, and so may I suggest a lower-case Omega as the symbol for the Kylie: ω
What about Psi?
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostThe Kylie should be a unit of arse gloriosity, on a scale going from zero to 1.0
But I have been inspired by your proposal, Doggy Styles, and so may I suggest a lower-case Omega as the symbol for the Kylie: ω
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Originally posted by AtW View PostBrit Mr Locke jumped out of his lakeside tent at 6am in temperatures of -3C to net the monster fish that tipped the scales at 94lbs.
These fish should be banned from the record books. Like Ben Johnson, Tim Montgomery and Marion Jones.
Kylie, on the other hand, has a glorious arse. The Kylie should be a unit of arse gloriosity, on a scale going from zero to 1.0
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Originally posted by stingman123 View PostIs there an opportunity somewhere for a hotpants measurement?Anything?
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Is there an opportunity somewhere for a hotpants measurement?Anything?
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIs that the new unit for mass? The Kylie?
So it's Wales for area, buses for volume, football pitches for length, milliHelens for beauty and Kylies for mass.
What other units are there?
I'm going to pre-empt this new world order starting tomorrow by converting my car's speedo from miles per hour to Kylies per Kylie. Who's with me?
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIs that the new unit for mass? The Kylie?
So it's Wales for area, buses for volume, football pitches for length, milliHelens for beauty and Kylies for mass.
What other units are there?
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Is that the new unit for mass? The Kylie?
So it's Wales for area, buses for volume, football pitches for length, milliHelens for beauty and Kylies for mass.
What other units are there?
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Originally posted by AtW View PostThe enormous mirror carp weighed the same as Kylie Minogue and beat the previous record by 3lbs.
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