What Life lessons have you learned from sasguru?

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sasguru replied

6 January 2010, 15:37
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I can have a second career as a village idiot

Why have a second, when you haven't finished your first, luv?

Bada-dish! I thang you.
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AtW replied

6 January 2010, 15:29
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Sasguru has been on here so long that he's become an institution.

a constipation
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Zippy replied

6 January 2010, 15:15
I can have a second career as a village idiot
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shaunbhoy replied

6 January 2010, 15:11
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Sasguru has been on here so long that he lives in an institution.

FTFY

The Institute for Demented Statisticians I believe.
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Diver replied

6 January 2010, 15:08
Sasguru has been on here so long that he's become an institution.

Hang on!

Is that right?
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shaunbhoy replied

6 January 2010, 14:57
That if brains were made of dynamite, he would have insufficient to blow his nose!
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fckvwls started a poll What Life lessons have you learned from sasguru?

6 January 2010, 14:52

46 Voters

I am the only statistician in the village	15.22%	7 votes
The word cretin is applicable to all and sundry	17.39%	8 votes
Sasguru <> Dale Carnegie	15.22%	7 votes
Jealousy of a Swindon bedsit and SKA sends one loopy	23.91%	11 votes
Sasguru is andyw’s cretinous ugly twin	28.26%	13 votes

Poll to follow...

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