Easter Chocolate

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Pogle replied

4 January 2010, 14:08
Originally posted by Numpty View Post

I used to work with a bloke who sang an alternative Xmas song but I only remember the first two lines. I cannot find it online.

Children roasting on an open fire
Santa's hanging by piano wire.
Does anyone know the rest?

I thought it may be Tom Lehrer, but I can only find his Christmas carol
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EternalOptimist replied

4 January 2010, 14:05
Originally posted by Numpty View Post

I used to work with a bloke who sang an alternative Xmas song but I only remember the first two lines. I cannot find it online.

Children roasting on an open fire
Santa's hanging by piano wire.
Does anyone know the rest?

this one ?

Good King Wenceslas looked out
from his bedroom window
Silly fcker leaned too far
Landed on a cinder
Brightly shone his @rse that night
Though the frost was cru el
When a poor man came in sight
Playing with his to ooo el
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Numpty replied

4 January 2010, 13:58
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Naw, I made chestnut roast

I used to work with a bloke who sang an alternative Xmas song but I only remember the first two lines. I cannot find it online.

Children roasting on an open fire
Santa's hanging by piano wire.
Does anyone know the rest?
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Pogle replied

4 January 2010, 13:51
Originally posted by BrollyBonce View Post

There have been "seasonal" hot cross buns in the supermarket for weeks.

Didn't you crucify a Saint for Christmas?

Naw, I made chestnut roast
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BrollyBonce replied

4 January 2010, 13:40
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

hot cross buns in the supermarket this morning

There have been "seasonal" hot cross buns in the supermarket for weeks.

Didn't you crucify a Saint for Christmas?
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Boudica replied

4 January 2010, 13:39
i wonder if there will be any of those lovely malteaser bunnies this year mmmmm
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Pogle replied

4 January 2010, 13:37
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

I have seen Christmas decorations for sale in the shops and Christmas is almost a year ahead.
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chicane replied

4 January 2010, 13:37
According to a TV ad I saw over the weekend, "Cadbury's Creme Egg Season" starts on 1st January 2010 and ends 4th April 2010.
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Paddy replied

4 January 2010, 13:33
I have seen Christmas decorations for sale in the shops and Christmas is almost a year ahead.
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Platypus replied

4 January 2010, 13:26
We're at the forefront of a consumer led recovery
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Pogle started a topic Easter Chocolate

4 January 2010, 13:25
Easter Chocolate

Chocolate malteser bunnies and Kitkat bunnies spotted along with Mini eggs cadburys cream eggs and hot cross buns the supermarket this morning

Jeeze the Christmas cards aren't recycled yet and the tinsel is still up.
I know Easter is early this year, (Good Friday 2nd April) but can we just get over one festival before we're reminded of the next one?! Its 3 months away FFS
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