Reply to: My teef are chattering

[Spacecadet]

Oh dear. Your schooling left a lot to be desired.

a) This is called "winter". It gets cold. Don't you remember getting cold last year too?

b) The world is - are you sitting down? - round. We live on the top half. Funnily enough, whatever weather we get, Gonzo and the rest of the other half get the opposite. So down there it is the sunny time called "summer".

c) This occurs regularly, and is quite normal. So don't fret about it, petal.

Enough of this "round earth" nonsense I believe that the recent festivities should have appeased the gods enough for them to warm us again. Works every year and thats a FACT

[Numpty]

Seems to be cold across the world at the moment - I see China has had heavy snowfalls recently and the US a few weeks ago. Are we heading towards a new ice age??

Oh dear. Your schooling left a lot to be desired.

a) This is called "winter". It gets cold. Don't you remember getting cold last year too?

b) The world is - are you sitting down? - round. We live on the top half. Funnily enough, whatever weather we get, Gonzo and the rest of the other half get the opposite. So down there it is the sunny time called "summer".

c) This occurs regularly, and is quite normal. So don't fret about it, petal.

[BlackenedBiker]

Stop that!

[EternalOptimist]

nothing ventured nothing gained

Lets rub those frozen puppies warm. You do that one, I'll do the one with the pink nose

[Pogle]

Pogle is in a frisky mood today
You wouldnt let me warm my ears in those jubblies would you

EO is pushing his luck

What, you want to warm your ears between two pyramids of frozen orange juice???? - you may get frost bite

[EternalOptimist]

Pogle is in a frisky mood today
You wouldnt let me warm my ears in those jubblies would you

[Pogle]

rude Pogle.

How are your jugs ? still frozen ?

my milk has warmed up considerably!

[EternalOptimist]

On his head I hope

rude Pogle.

How are your jugs ? still frozen ?

[Pogle]

A little bit warmer, but only because I just came back inside after walking into Altrincham.
I just passed a bird, about 19 - 20, she was taking 2 inch steps on the ice and she was crying. Must have had a fall or something

It would take more than a hot water botttle. All three of us are working with our coats on, the MD has his scarf an bobble hat on.

On his head I hope

[EternalOptimist]

Hiya EO
Have you warmed up yet?
Its bloomin freezing in Prestwich too, my milk bottles were frozen to the doorstep this morning.


Pogles top tips
Take a hot water bottle in tomorrow - you could fill it full of hot toddy and thereby keep both your insides and outsides warm during the morning.

A little bit warmer, but only because I just came back inside after walking into Altrincham.
I just passed a bird, about 19 - 20, she was taking 2 inch steps on the ice and she was crying. Must have had a fall or something

It would take more than a hot water botttle. All three of us are working with our coats on, the MD has his scarf an bobble hat on.

[Clippy]

Frrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeezing in Berks too.

Seems to be cold across the world at the moment - I see China has had heavy snowfalls recently and the US a few weeks ago.

Are we heading towards a new ice age??

[Pogle]

Hiya EO
Have you warmed up yet?
Its bloomin freezing in Prestwich too, my milk bottles were frozen to the doorstep this morning.


Pogles top tips
Take a hot water bottle in tomorrow - you could fill it full of hot toddy and thereby keep both your insides and outsides warm during the morning.

[SantaClaus]

In the office and its freezing. -7.1 outside, and not much warmer in here. The place was closed down last week and I am first in. The milk has gone off so I had to throw the coffee away.
Its a miserable way to earn a crust

I have a thick cardie and my coat on, plus another cardie over my knees.
still shivering

Have you thought about using the outside of the office as a giant fridge?

[Tarquin Farquhar]

Is that just a Suff without the Ice?

Fuff youse.

[shaunbhoy]

suffuce

Is that just a Suff without the Ice?