Are you a doctor?

[Diver]

I remember playing Doctors and Nurses

[BoltonLad]

I know a lady who is a Physiotherapist (Got to know from NHS registry) and claims that she is a doctor.

[Diver]

Yes I am, Just like His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.

[suityou01]

I once did a stupid thing. I went to visit a friend in hospital and before I went I bought a white coat and stethoscope. Just outside the ward I put it on, the nurses didn’t even give me a second look. My friend took the joke and played along but what I didn’t count on was that some patients called me over and wanted to discus their problems with me. Exit Paddy…

As long as you know about Bernouli, you'll be fine.

[Paddy]

I once did a stupid thing. I went to visit a friend in hospital and before I went I bought a white coat and stethoscope. Just outside the ward I put it on, the nurses didn’t even give me a second look. My friend took the joke and played along but what I didn’t count on was that some patients called me over and wanted to discus their problems with me. Exit Paddy…

[minestrone]

splendid, splendid, here are your scrubs.

You start at the Luton and Dunstable hospital 4/1/2010. 9:00 am sharp. Report to Dr D'eath.

Are you a doctor?

Can I just call myself a doctor?

You have given the go ahead for anyone to cal themselves an engineer.

[suityou01]

Well, being a time served butcher I can say the function of the kidney should be placed next to steak and cooked for 2 hours.

splendid, splendid, here are your scrubs.

You start at the Luton and Dunstable hospital 4/1/2010. 9:00 am sharp. Report to Dr D'eath.

[minestrone]

OK, state (in google terms) the function of a kidney and I will certify you.

Well, being a time served butcher I can say the function of the kidney should be placed next to steak and cooked for 2 hours.

[shaunbhoy]

No


Hey? Doctor No!!
That gives me an idea for a book!!!

[suityou01]

Never went to uni but claim to be a doctor

OK, state (in google terms) the function of a kidney and I will certify you.

[minestrone]

Never went to uni but claim to be a doctor