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  • BlackenedBiker
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    hey, he has grown a pony tail, this teacher. and his hair hasnt gone grey

    I must ask zeity if this teaching malarky is the fountain of youth



    Ponytail, teacher, surely not?????

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post
    "Shaving is over-rated kids, just say no"
    hey, he has grown a pony tail, this teacher. and his hair hasnt gone grey

    I must ask zeity if this teaching malarky is the fountain of youth



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  • BlackenedBiker
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    mostly sad stories. One of the guys has left IT to become a maths teacher at a local college. Another married the bird he was with ten years ago, has had two kids and is quite frank that he is not cut out to be a dad. He wants out but he is trapped.

    I was invited to got to the college to give an 'inspirational' talk to the maths students.




    "Shaving is over-rated kids, just say no"

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I was invited to got to the college to give an 'inspirational' talk to the maths students.
    (pictures EO will large bushy mad dishevelled beard)

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Any amusing stories to relate?

    Evenings like that, various types emerge,

    (1) I'm doing really well, now you ask, really very well actually (drone, bore)
    (2) I'm so depressed, she took everything I own, I still miss her (drone, bore)
    (3) My little Jonny is a barrister/doctor/vet/at Oxford. Does your kid still work at Tescos?
    mostly sad stories. One of the guys has left IT to become a maths teacher at a local college. Another married the bird he was with ten years ago, has had two kids and is quite frank that he is not cut out to be a dad. He wants out but he is trapped.

    I was invited to got to the college to give an 'inspirational' talk to the maths students.




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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    (4) Giggle giggle - aw Ok I'll have another double then... <hic>
    (some time later) ... you know I always fancied you, from school (nudge)

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    (4) Giggle giggle - aw Ok I'll have another double then... <hic>
    Sweetheart, he wasn't meeting us!!

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Any amusing stories to relate?

    Evenings like that, various types emerge,

    (1) I'm doing really well, now you ask, really very well actually (drone, bore)
    (2) I'm so depressed, she took everything I own, I still miss her (drone, bore)
    (3) My little Jonny is a barrister/doctor/vet/at Oxford. Does your kid still work at Tescos?
    (4) Giggle giggle - aw Ok I'll have another double then... <hic>

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Hearing how their lives have played out. 'tastic.
    Any amusing stories to relate?

    Evenings like that, various types emerge,

    (1) I'm doing really well, now you ask, really very well actually (drone, bore)
    (2) I'm so depressed, she took everything I own, I still miss her (drone, bore)
    (3) My little Jonny is a barrister/doctor/vet/at Oxford. Does your kid still work at Tescos?

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  • Diver
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    Morning EO

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I went out late (7pm)
    came home early (11pm)


    and I still feel like I've done 5 rounds with mike Tyson

    great night though, meeting all those guys for the first time in ten years.
    Hearing how their lives have played out. 'tastic.



    Morning EO

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic ooh my ead

    ooh my ead

    I went out late (7pm)
    came home early (11pm)


    and I still feel like I've done 5 rounds with mike Tyson

    great night though, meeting all those guys for the first time in ten years.
    Hearing how their lives have played out. 'tastic.



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