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hey, he has grown a pony tail, this teacher. and his hair hasnt gone greyOriginally posted by BlackenedBiker View Post"Shaving is over-rated kids, just say no"
I must ask zeity if this teaching malarky is the fountain of youth
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"Shaving is over-rated kids, just say no"Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postmostly sad stories. One of the guys has left IT to become a maths teacher at a local college. Another married the bird he was with ten years ago, has had two kids and is quite frank that he is not cut out to be a dad. He wants out but he is trapped.
I was invited to got to the college to give an 'inspirational' talk to the maths students.

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mostly sad stories. One of the guys has left IT to become a maths teacher at a local college. Another married the bird he was with ten years ago, has had two kids and is quite frank that he is not cut out to be a dad. He wants out but he is trapped.Originally posted by Platypus View PostAny amusing stories to relate?
Evenings like that, various types emerge,
(1) I'm doing really well, now you ask, really very well actually (drone, bore)
(2) I'm so depressed, she took everything I own, I still miss her (drone, bore)
(3) My little Jonny is a barrister/doctor/vet/at Oxford. Does your kid still work at Tescos?
I was invited to got to the college to give an 'inspirational' talk to the maths students.
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Originally posted by Pogle View Post(4) Giggle giggle - aw Ok I'll have another double then... <hic>
Sweetheart, he wasn't meeting us!!
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(4) Giggle giggle - aw Ok I'll have another double then... <hic>Originally posted by Platypus View PostAny amusing stories to relate?
Evenings like that, various types emerge,
(1) I'm doing really well, now you ask, really very well actually (drone, bore)
(2) I'm so depressed, she took everything I own, I still miss her (drone, bore)
(3) My little Jonny is a barrister/doctor/vet/at Oxford. Does your kid still work at Tescos?
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Any amusing stories to relate?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostHearing how their lives have played out. 'tastic.
Evenings like that, various types emerge,
(1) I'm doing really well, now you ask, really very well actually (drone, bore)
(2) I'm so depressed, she took everything I own, I still miss her (drone, bore)
(3) My little Jonny is a barrister/doctor/vet/at Oxford. Does your kid still work at Tescos?
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Morning EOOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI went out late (7pm)
came home early (11pm)
and I still feel like I've done 5 rounds with mike Tyson
great night though, meeting all those guys for the first time in ten years.
Hearing how their lives have played out. 'tastic.

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ooh my ead
I went out late (7pm)
came home early (11pm)
and I still feel like I've done 5 rounds with mike Tyson
great night though, meeting all those guys for the first time in ten years.
Hearing how their lives have played out. 'tastic.
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