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  • sasguru
    replied
    In Memoriam Kenneth Wood, inventor of the reversible toaster


    So. Farewell then
    Ken Wood.

    Inventor of the
    Reversible
    Toaster.

    Reversible the of
    Inventor
    Wood Ken.

    Then farewell
    So.

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  • sasguru
    replied
    Another one:


    In Memoriam Jack Lemmon

    So. Farewell
    Then
    Jack Lemmon.

    Hollywood comedian
    And much-loved
    Star of
    Some Like It Hot.

    Yes. That was your
    Most famous film.

    And, at the
    Time of writing,
    It is very hot indeed.

    Some may
    Like it but
    I do not.

    EJ Thribb


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  • sasguru
    replied
    A classic E.J Thribb poem:

    Lines on the Death of Chairman Mao

    So.
    Farewell then
    Chairman Mao.

    You are the
    Last of the
    Great revolutionary

    Figures. You
    And I
    Had little in
    Common

    Except that
    Like me
    You were a poet.

    Though how you
    Found time
    To write poems

    In addition to
    Running a
    Country of
    800 million people

    Is baffling
    Frankly.

    EJ Thribb

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  • sasguru
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    May we look forward to the Prostate Cancer years?
    Did E.J. Thribb get cancer?

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  • sasguru
    started a topic So farewell then, bandit_legs, aged 13 3/4

    So farewell then, bandit_legs, aged 13 3/4

    Those of a certain age will understand the PE reference from the 80s.

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