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All that typing for me? Aw bless ....Originally posted by Jeebo72 View PostGot to give us all something to all aspire to surely? We all want the ability to put “laughing” smiley’s at the end of our posts to make them look more important than they actually are. We want to be gurus. We really do. We want to live in the "most sought after suburbs" (up and coming right?), like er you ... man, you are so clever that you can respond to posts on a forum, man I wish I could ...
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Got to give us all something to all aspire to surely? We all want the ability to put “laughing” smiley’s at the end of our posts to make them look more important than they actually are. We want to be gurus. We really do. We want to live in the "most sought after suburbs" (up and coming right?), like er you ... man, you are so clever that you can respond to posts on a forum, man I wish I could ...Originally posted by sasguru View PostNah, you enjoy your crappy slow car and your rented flat in some provincial dump
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Glad to give you the chance to use the word cretin. Anyhoo, tell us about your motor bike a bit more and the great home you have in tulipsville.Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou really are a brain dead cretin, eh?
You prob gave up SAS because it was too hard for you.



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You really are a brain dead cretin, eh?Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post"Fatest bike in the world", about 10K ie any ****wit can own it, the rest ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... remember why i gave up up sas in 1999 now ...
You prob gave up SAS because it was too hard for you.


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"Fatest bike in the world", about 10K ie any ****wit can own it, the rest ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... remember why i gave up up sas in 1999 now ...Originally posted by sasguru View Post...rides the fastest bike in the world and lives in a detached house off Wandsworth Common with a wicked den in the garden.
HTH
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Wilmslow and sasguru.
Opposite ends of the same rung of the evolutionary ladder. The one below the invertebrates.
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