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Previously on "Police on the case of Toddler Liberation Front"

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Am I alone in finding this disturbing?

    What other ThoughtCrimes do we need to be reporting to the Commissar?
    Evidently not:

    Cyberman Thetory wrote:

    It is DoublePlusGood to report ThoughtCrime.

    December 11, 2009 10:15 AM GMT
    But you lose a mark for forgetting to mention Chutney Spoons and two more marks for quoting me!

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Am I alone in finding this disturbing?

    What other ThoughtCrimes do we need to be reporting to the Commissar?
    No, you're not alone. Not at all. Frankly I find it beyond disturbing and into the realms of evil akin to child abuse, and perpetrated by the state, no less.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Am I alone in finding this disturbing?
    No. There are at least two of us.

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  • RichardCranium
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    In an e-mail to community groups, an officer in the West Midlands counter-terrorism unit wrote: “I do hope that you will tell me about persons, of whatever age, you think may have been radicalised or be vulnerable to radicalisation”
    Am I alone in finding this disturbing?

    What other ThoughtCrimes do we need to be reporting to the Commissar?

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  • Spacecadet
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    Police will start using their new powers to start siezing "My First Tomy" Cameras

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  • singhr
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
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    Reassuring news today that police are to monitor nursery school children for signs of radicalism or intentions to commit terrorist attacks.

    I hope they also prevent that little girl in the picture from eating the results after she's finished picking her nose.
    Q: what's the difference between sprouts and bogies?

    A: you cant get children to eat sprouts

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I hope they also prevent that little girl in the picture from eating the results after she's finished picking her nose.
    Move evidence that that Gordon Brown is a bad influence on the kiddies.

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  • Mich the Tester
    started a topic Police on the case of Toddler Liberation Front

    Police on the case of Toddler Liberation Front

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    Reassuring news today that police are to monitor nursery school children for signs of radicalism or intentions to commit terrorist attacks.

    I hope they also prevent that little girl in the picture from eating the results after she's finished picking her nose.

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