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Previously on "Nice coat that jacket, who's is it then?"

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    All puns apart, I would like to strike a serious note here,
    They are not dead
    They are but Sleepers




    2 criminal careers hit the buffers

    They were in the wrong line of business

    NB Zeity - is that a new coat you have on today

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  • BA to the Stars
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    2 more removed from the gene pool

    Unfortuanately there will be more to replace them

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  • FarmerPalmer
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

    I just feel sorry for the poor train driver.
    WHS.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I forgot to add a comment about the truly unusual pair of specs the police inspector was wearing.
    Obviously X-ray specs.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by singhr View Post
    My paper said that their friends had been leaving 'tributes' on their facebook sites. Do the dead read facebook? Here's is a tribute from me 'good riddance you thieving scum'


    I dunno. I look forward to their immortality in the Darwin Award nominations.

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  • singhr
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    My paper said that their friends had been leaving 'tributes' on their facebook sites. Do the dead read facebook? Here's is a tribute from me 'good riddance you thieving scum'

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  • RichardCranium
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    Nice of their mates to bugger off and leave them, wasn't it?

    I just feel sorry for the poor train driver.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    All puns apart, I would like to strike a serious note here,
    They are not dead
    They are but Sleepers




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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by administrator View Post
    Yup, that kind of start is enough to make anyone go off the rails.
    It's certainly not a platform on which to build a succesful and fruitful life. In fact it's a one way ticket to disaster.

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I feel a bit sorry for the lads, what life chances did they have ? Under trained and born on the wrong side of the tracks



    Yup, that kind of start is enough to make anyone go off the rails.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I feel a bit sorry for the lads, what life chances did they have ? Under trained and born on the wrong side of the tracks



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  • gingerjedi
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    Another example of lazy language and sloppy BBC journalism.

    They were riding an ATV, how can you have a quad bike? It either has two wheels or four, it can't have both.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Was the train damaged? They're not cheap and rail prices are high enough already

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Nice coat that jacket, who's is it then?

    Nice coat that jacket, who's is it then?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/8405190.stm

    Was most impressed with the mourners at the road bridge.

    Their eyes seemed remarkably close together.

    And their haircuts appeared consistently short.

    Another fine pair for nomination for the 2009 Darwin awards.
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