Mich,
well done just in time for christmas
Milan.
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No, they'll be visiting me.Originally posted by norrahe View Postand you'll be visiting the wine shop?
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I once text the message
"tulip I just seen X, think he was a bit confused seeing me there"
to person X who happened to be one of the company directors I was a permie at
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My boss told me to cram it, then it all died down, with some grovelling from me. I didn't get a third extensionOriginally posted by milanbenes View Postlol
what did he say ?
a colleague was doing something similar once, he was talking with a colleague about another colleague's marital problems and also talking with the colleague who was having the marital problems, and he typed in the wrong window and the colleague with the marital problems typed back is that my good lady you are referring to, and then... it all kicked off
Milan.
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lol
what did he say ?
a colleague was doing something similar once, he was talking with a colleague about another colleague's marital problems and also talking with the colleague who was having the marital problems, and he typed in the wrong window and the colleague with the marital problems typed back is that my good lady you are referring to, and then... it all kicked off
Milan.
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I've started the gig; am earning some dosh again. Mrs Tester is visiting the shoe shop on fridayOriginally posted by milanbenes View Postexcellent Mich
how's the contract hunting going ?
Milan.
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I was once having two IM conversations:
1 with my boss at the time (a real eejit)
1 with a mate.
The boss was being a tuliphead. So I told my mate that he was. Except it wasn't my mate
D'oh
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI accidentally included one of Dimprawn's smelly bum threads in an automated test script I was making for an interview presentation. Happily the script failed due to a time out (slow connection) and I got the gig.
Fame at last.
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I accidentally included one of Dimprawn's smelly bum threads in an automated test script I was making for an interview presentation. Happily the script failed due to a time out (slow connection) and I got the gig.
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That was close
just writing an email to another Team about a problem with their .Net applications, and accidentally pasted EO's quotation into the email:
''Thank God I am a contractor. That is not self congratulation, that is me holding my hand up to heaven and thanking my lucky stars.''
would have been funny trying to explain that.
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