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mudskipper replied

8 December 2009, 21:58
A reserve of non-swear words is very useful - especially when driving kids' friends home to tea.

Son's friend (on mother collecting): "k2p2 said the 'F' word"

I protested that flip really isn't swearing...

Loved this comic

asofterworld
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suityou01 replied

8 December 2009, 21:42
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I will grudgingly admit that's quite funny....
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MaryPoppins replied

8 December 2009, 21:39
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

that would certainly "illustrate the point"

badoom tish

I will grudgingly admit that's quite funny....
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suityou01 replied

8 December 2009, 21:37
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I hope she's shoving it up your japs eye.

that would certainly "illustrate the point"

badoom tish
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MaryPoppins replied

8 December 2009, 21:36
Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

He might be into that kind of thing

Probably is...
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DiscoStu replied

8 December 2009, 21:34
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I hope she's shoving it up your japs eye.

He might be into that kind of thing
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MaryPoppins replied

8 December 2009, 21:34
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MaryPoppins replied

8 December 2009, 21:33
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

SY02 is explaining. She has got the kids' crayons out.

I hope she's shoving it up your japs eye.
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suityou01 replied

8 December 2009, 21:30
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Were you doing it right?

SY02 is explaining. She has got the kids' crayons out.
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suityou01 replied

8 December 2009, 21:28
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

It didn't half chafe.

Were you doing it right?
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MaryPoppins replied

8 December 2009, 21:27
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Mmmm SY02 made a fuss as well.

It didn't half chafe.
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suityou01 replied

8 December 2009, 21:24
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I feel quite honoured. Shame I can't use profanity on here, you'd be impressed with the new swear words I came up with during childbirth.

Mmmm SY02 made a fuss as well.
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cailin maith replied

8 December 2009, 21:22
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I feel quite honoured. Shame I can't use profanity on here, you'd be impressed with the new swear words I came up with during childbirth.
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MaryPoppins replied

8 December 2009, 21:21
I feel quite honoured. Shame I can't use profanity on here, you'd be impressed with the new swear words I came up with during childbirth.
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DiscoStu replied

8 December 2009, 21:20
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

See sig.

Pot? Kettle?
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