Reply to: Wife and best friend

[David Cameron]

She thinks you are a weakling and she will have an affair inside a few years.

[EternalOptimist]

You mentioned "Everton". These days it is hard to imagine an entity that is better "sport".

car park now. you fag got

[shaunbhoy]

Also getting ready to watch 22 men kick a ball round in a place called "Everton" (not even mentioning sport, see, that is respect)

You mentioned "Everton". These days it is hard to imagine an entity that is better "sport".

[TheFaQQer]

Having a couple of beers now though after a hard days loft boarding. Man I hate it. Dusty and cold and horrible.

Try doing it in the summer. When you are tempted to wear shorts and a t-shirt because it's so hot, and then realise (too late) exactly why that's not a good combination with fibreglass.....

[suityou01]

Having a couple of beers now though after a hard days loft boarding. Man I hate it. Dusty and cold and horrible.

Also getting ready to watch 22 men kick a ball round in a place called "Everton" (not even mentioning sport, see, that is respect)

[suityou01]

... starts typing an response ... thinks ... realises we're in General ...

It's nice to see you able to get it hard enough now, dear. Let's see if you now can keep it up long enough to do something useful with it.

Wasn't having a direct go at you in my second post (honest, just taking a stand in general - gedit) and thought that comment would be so contrary as to be funny and calm the situation. Mission accomplished (I hope)

Am somewhat confused as to why Norrahe thinks I need to be sopping to post something like that. Perfectly capable of being cheeky when sober.

Oh and Tingles, BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS

HTH

[BoltonLad]

OK - how many people read the thread title and thought we were going to get some kind of story about a threesome?

[norrahe]

This thread is testament to the fact that the OP should not post under the influence.

[RichardCranium]

You're so my bitch now.

... starts typing an response ... thinks ... realises we're in General ...

It's nice to see you able to get it hard enough now, dear. Let's see if you now can keep it up long enough to do something useful with it.

[suityou01]

Christ only knows. I expected you to get a load of abuse for that post as is the norm for General. I was pre-empting this. It was meant to be funny. It probably needed either a or a or a at the end. Oops.

Yes. No bloody sport!

Yep. That's General for you. And General has been less aggressive this past six months than the preceding years; probably because of the state of the market.

There are a load of people on here who are either naturally aggressive, or have become bitter and don't care any more, or have yet to have a bad experience in work (and it will come). They pick at scabs, pour salt on wounds and push blades into cracks in the armour for amusement.

I'm sorry if you thought I was having a go. It was meant as a variation on the old "I don't need to come here to be abused!" gag.

Hey ho. Non-facial textual communication modes, eh? Who needs 'em? They'll never catch on.

You're so my bitch now.

[OwlHoot]

... Yes. No bloody sport! ...

WHS

[Tingles]

One star.

[RichardCranium]

You get abuse at work, abuse at home and then you go and post in General?

Where should I have posted?

Christ only knows. I expected you to get a load of abuse for that post as is the norm for General. I was pre-empting this. It was meant to be funny. It probably needed either a or a or a at the end. Oops.

Is there a rule of thumb for what is acceptable for posting in general?

Yes. No bloody sport!

I was trying to post something positive, and heart warming. I have been bawled out as that contractor that "lurches from contract to contract", which stings a bit tbh.

Yep. That's General for you. And General has been less aggressive this past six months than the preceding years; probably because of the state of the market.

It was because I tried to tough it out, that being accused of "Lurching from contract to contract" really knobs me off.

There are a load of people on here who are either naturally aggressive, or have become bitter and don't care any more, or have yet to have a bad experience in work (and it will come). They pick at scabs, pour salt on wounds and push blades into cracks in the armour for amusement.

I just won't put up with bullying. And that includes on here.

I'm sorry if you thought I was having a go. It was meant as a variation on the old "I don't need to come here to be abused!" gag.

Hey ho. Non-facial textual communication modes, eh? Who needs 'em? They'll never catch on.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Wife is your best friend - that isn't right and ain't natural.

You always need a second opinion from a trusted source that is outside your union.

No chance of me getting too big for my boots, and that's why I love her.

Ah, now that is more along the lines of their job description.

Just had a thought. Did she have a gun at your head when you made this post?

[Sysman]

OK - how many people read the thread title and thought we were going to get some kind of story about a threesome?

I thought it was perhaps leading towards divorce.

Or thumping his best friend for trying it on.