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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Finally managed 100kg for the clean and jerk.

    Achieved the requirements for 'master kettlebell instructor' (74 snatches, 37 right, 37 left) with 24 kg kettlebell

    On the concept 2, did my first sub 7min 2000 metres (6'57").

    Weight still the same (100kg), need new trousers as beergut has completely disappeared.
    Pah - a mere 74 snatches? I see do that in a morning, and as for the clean and jerk, it's easier if you do it the other way round.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Most here do a jerk and then clean.
    I know. He's had a load more snatches than me as well.
    Must be his Dutchified accent



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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Most here do a jerk and then clean.
    I don´t want to imagine what their curtains look like.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Finally managed 100kg for the clean and jerk.
    Most here do a jerk and then clean.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Coz they'll wear out.
    There are studies showing increased rates of Osteo Arthritis in wieghtlifters (31% as opposed to 29% of footballers; statistically not a relevant difference given the small sample of 117 athletes), however, these were carried out on competitive weightlifters whose BMI might be 35 or even more, and who are lifting weights of 200% of their own body weight. Both the well known studies (Kujala et al and Manninen et al point out that the cause of OA among weightlifters is probably their high body mass, something which can be reduced after the competitive sports career, and as both studies point out, recreational physical activity will reduce the risk of OA. Slemenda et al found that there is a strong correlation between weak quadriceps muscles and the OA; since their findings, people who start weightlifting have been instructed to carry out specific exercises to strengthen the quadriceps as well as the gluteus which provides most of the power.

    Hence, with the right training, and carrying out olympic lifts at a low level (up to 100% bodyweight) as part of training for another sport, plus a proper 'detraining' after the competitive sports career should not give more risk of Osteo Arthritis than other sports.

    Really, I read this stuff. I have to for plan B.
    Last edited by Mich the Tester; 4 December 2009, 14:26.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Your knees will thank you for that in times to come.
    Why?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Finally managed 100kg for the clean and jerk.

    Achieved the requirements for 'master kettlebell instructor' (74 snatches, 37 right, 37 left) with 24 kg kettlebell

    On the concept 2, did my first sub 7min 2000 metres (6'57").

    Weight still the same (100kg), need new trousers as beergut has completely disappeared.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    During my last benchtime I downloaded 1TB of porn and became a member of the RNIB.
    FTFY.

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  • Andy2
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    During my last benchtime I downloaded 1TB of porn

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    • Masturbated like a wild monkey
    Ewwwwwww

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    • Masturbated like a wild monkey

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    in the past 10 weeks I've :
    1. painted the kitchen
    2. painted the bathroom
    3. dug no end of holes
    4. mixed loads of cement
    5. built 8ft, 120kg railings
    6. fitted 196m of railings
    7. lost half stone
    8. taught daughter to ride bike
    done website for accountant (not been paid yet)
    done website for kickboxing club
    ran coaxial into two bedrooms and fitted a sky distribution box
    Last edited by FiveTimes; 4 December 2009, 10:47.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    • Masturbated like a wild monkey
    • Discovered splurting beer out of my nose makes my eyes water

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  • TheFaQQer
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    • Installed Windows 7 on my PC
    • Removed Windows 7 from my PC
    • Another Oracle Certified Expert qualification
    • Attended UK Oracle User Group and learned some things
    • Finished the Christmas shopping
    • Learnt how best to cook gammon in cider
    • Spent time with the family
    • Started teaching myself Linux
    • Learnt how to install Oracle R12.1.1
    • Started to patch my 11.5.10.2 instance
    • Masturbated like a wild monkey

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    in the past 10 weeks I've :
    Yeah, but you don't count 'cos your a hyperactive mentalist!

    You get more stuff done every Saturday morning when you're in work than I ever do in a month.

    Saying you've done well is like congratulating Seb Coe & son for winning the father-and-son three legged race.

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