Reply to: Gun or Golf Club? Which is better for a cheating spouse?

[Andy2]

9th hole is a pornstar

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...ss-golfer.html

[Andy2]

He's on the eighth hole today. Almost reached the "back nine" then...

I think he will complete 18 holes
these holes are much better than holes in the ground

[moorfield]

I bet she's playing around while he's playing a round

He's on the eighth hole today. Almost reached the "back nine" then...

[BA to the Stars]

Bobbit

Now I can't get the thought out of my head, Woods arriving at his new mistress's apartment with his caddy.
He eyes the bird up and down, crouches down to get a line on her
stands up and turns to his caddy,

'I think the eight incher mamba for this hole'

[EternalOptimist]

Bobbit had the right idea
Or get him where it REALLY hurts - in his wallet

Bobbit

Now I can't get the thought out of my head, Woods arriving at his new mistress's apartment with his caddy.
He eyes the bird up and down, crouches down to get a line on her
stands up and turns to his caddy,

'I think the eight incher mamba for this hole'

[oracleslave]

Or get him where it REALLY hurts - in his wallet

As the first billion dollar sportsman and him being only 33, unlikely he would even notice.

[DodgyAgent]

This is the only Iron a woman should ever use.

http://www.consumer.philips.com/c/irons/21623/cat/gb?origin=SEA&s_kwcid=TC|17051|clothes%20iron||S|| 4300333065

[Pogle]

Bobbit had the right idea
Or get him where it REALLY hurts - in his wallet

[singhr]

reminds me of an old joke: what does a woman do with her ar*ehole before she has s*x? - drives him to the golf club!

[AtW]

civ iv fan eh ?

civ 2 Gold - yes, all the others look pretty but lost game play balance IMHO...

[EternalOptimist]

Word of the wise - don't bring a golf club to a gun fight...

civ iv fan eh ?

[AtW]

Word of the wise - don't bring a golf club to a gun fight...

[EternalOptimist]

Thats not fair. She seems to be true to him.

seems.

I bet she's playing around while he's playing a round

[RichardCranium]

My sister's other half spent all his time up at the golf club.

Odd that he was so crap at golf.

Then, when she went up there for an event, she found out they considered him a stranger.

Since then he has been living with his much younger girlfriend.

So I recommend the golf club.

[OwlHoot]

???

Gun, obviously - These days it's takes years to join a decent golf club.