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Previously on "I spoke to chap from Pakistan yesterday evening..."

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
    I'm certain that some of these photos are photos of models and actresses. A couple of them I'm sure I've seen in bollywood movies.
    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Must be good, Stella McCartney is on there!
    (Use the default parameters to do a search, she is the 4th result).
    You're not the only one to notice.

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  • lilelvis2000
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    See the ad on the right: http://www.muslims4marriage.com/

    Some real honeez on there. No wonder the men don't like us to see them.
    I'm certain that some of these photos are photos of models and actresses. A couple of them I'm sure I've seen in bollywood movies.

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  • singhr
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    But she's happy to send her kids to school in one?
    Boom-Boom! (literaly)

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by bobhope View Post
    was that a (sic) or not?
    Hmm, don't know. Being benched has clearly affected the little bit of intellectual capacity I had. Too much lazing about is not good for the brain.

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  • bobhope
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    bench has had it's effect. Improvement as of next week.
    was that a (sic) or not?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Mitch, when you first joined your posts indicated you were a very intelligent witty and erudite guy. Lately you seem to be turning into the average CUK poster. Must try harder.
    bench has had it's effect. Improvement as of next week.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Very nice fellow, drives an old racing green Daimler and he's running a business here in Holland. He says he's quite an Anglophile, offered me one of his Havanas and said in that upper class subcontinent accent 'you know Mich, Britain is really a wonderful country with only one real problem; Gordon Brown'.

    What a thoroughly informed and enlightened fellow.
    Mitch, when you first joined your posts indicated you were a very intelligent witty and erudite guy. Lately you seem to be turning into the average CUK poster. Must try harder.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Must be good, Stella McCartney is on there!
    (Use the default parameters to do a search, she is the 4th result).
    She came up 2nd for me. Religion: Christian

    Not too bright our Stella.

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  • Tingles
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    But she's happy to send her kids to school in one?

    Good point well said!

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    See the ad on the right: http://www.muslims4marriage.com/

    Some real honeez on there. No wonder the men don't like us to see them.
    Must be good, Stella McCartney is on there!
    (Use the default parameters to do a search, she is the 4th result).

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by Bright Spark View Post
    pakistan zin da bad == long live pakistan++ ;

    it aint all bad init.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...tan%20Zindabad
    See the ad on the right: http://www.muslims4marriage.com/

    Some real honeez on there. No wonder the men don't like us to see them.

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  • thunderlizard
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    But she's happy to send her kids to school in one?

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  • Iron Condor
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    My wife said one of the other mums at kids school is from paki stan.

    But she tells everyone that she from india, she says she is ashamed to admit she is from a country that breeds terrorists.

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  • Bright Spark
    replied
    pakistan zin da bad == long live pakistan++ ;

    it aint all bad init.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...tan%20Zindabad

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    When he does (I'm sure he has just been busy) would you please ask him to stand for election here?
    Yeah, ask him why he can't sort out his own terrorism problems too!

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