- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: Halifax Internet Banking...Down?
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "Halifax Internet Banking...Down?"
Collapse
-
Originally posted by SupremeSpodKnock three times on the ceiling?
You still won't get in without the password
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by Hiram King Of TyreSPOD, you need the ancient password
Leave a comment:
-
I guess that perhaps the SKA hit the Halifax & Bank of Scotland and reduced it to rubble.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by DimPrawnHalifax have gone bust, taking all the lovely money with them.
Evidently the board spent the customers savings on Cocaine, top class totty and giant yachts.
Sorry Spod mate.
Good to learn our illustrous Captains of Industry have invested the customers funds so prudently.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by XerxesAnd you are?
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by DimPrawnHalifax have gone bust, taking all the lovely money with them.
Evidently the board spent the customers savings on Cocaine, top class totty and giant yachts.
Sorry Spod mate.
Bugger !
Pods.
Leave a comment:
-
Patents only last 25 years and then it's public domain so what's the point?
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by SupremeSpodSorry, what were we talking about?
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by SpartacusToo late. Threaded's already got the Lambo out and is on his way back in time to erase your timestream even as we speak. Come tomorrow you will cease to have ever existed.
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by SupremeSpodIt's not my idea, or my patent.
Spod - In "!Threaded" mode!
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by SpartacusJust you wait and see. Come tomorrow after Threaded has read and digested Spod's idea, none of his posts will appear on this board and none of us will remember who he was.
Spod - In "!Threaded" mode!
Leave a comment:
-
Originally posted by DundeegeorgeCan't you go back in time and kill all your competitors at a young age so they never develop into your competitors?
Leave a comment:
-
Ermm, but if you have a time machine
Can't you go back in time and kill all your competitors at a young age so they never develop into your competitors?
Leave a comment:
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Leave a comment: