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Chessplayer replied

1 December 2005, 17:04
SupremeSpod, do you start off with your left foot?
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Hiram King Of Tyre replied

1 December 2005, 17:03
Originally posted by SupremeSpod

Knock three times on the ceiling?

You still won't get in without the password
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SupremeSpod replied

1 December 2005, 16:08
Originally posted by Hiram King Of Tyre

SPOD, you need the ancient password

Knock three times on the ceiling?
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datestamp replied

1 December 2005, 15:53
I guess that perhaps the SKA hit the Halifax & Bank of Scotland and reduced it to rubble.
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Hiram King Of Tyre replied

1 December 2005, 15:15
SPOD, you need the ancient password
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AlfredJPruffock replied

1 December 2005, 12:00
Originally posted by DimPrawn

Halifax have gone bust, taking all the lovely money with them.

Evidently the board spent the customers savings on Cocaine, top class totty and giant yachts.

Sorry Spod mate.

Aye DP

Good to learn our illustrous Captains of Industry have invested the customers funds so prudently.
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Spartacus replied

1 December 2005, 11:56
Originally posted by Xerxes

And you are?

Hey, that was going to be my next line!
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supremepods replied

1 December 2005, 11:39
Originally posted by DimPrawn

Halifax have gone bust, taking all the lovely money with them.

Evidently the board spent the customers savings on Cocaine, top class totty and giant yachts.

Sorry Spod mate.

Just managed to log in so sadly this is untrue and sadly I still owe tham a tulip load of money.

Bugger !

Pods.
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DimPrawn replied

1 December 2005, 11:35
Patents only last 25 years and then it's public domain so what's the point?
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Xerxes replied

1 December 2005, 11:10
Originally posted by SupremeSpod

Sorry, what were we talking about?

And you are?
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SupremeSpod replied

1 December 2005, 11:01
Originally posted by Spartacus

Too late. Threaded's already got the Lambo out and is on his way back in time to erase your timestream even as we speak. Come tomorrow you will cease to have ever existed.

Sorry, what were we talking about?
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Spartacus replied

1 December 2005, 10:51
Originally posted by SupremeSpod

It's not my idea, or my patent.

Spod - In "!Threaded" mode!

Too late. Threaded's already got the Lambo out and is on his way back in time to erase your timestream even as we speak. Come tomorrow you will cease to have ever existed.
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SupremeSpod replied

1 December 2005, 10:40
Originally posted by Spartacus

Just you wait and see. Come tomorrow after Threaded has read and digested Spod's idea, none of his posts will appear on this board and none of us will remember who he was.

It's not my idea, or my patent.

Spod - In "!Threaded" mode!
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Spartacus replied

1 December 2005, 10:28
Originally posted by Dundeegeorge

Can't you go back in time and kill all your competitors at a young age so they never develop into your competitors?

Just you wait and see. Come tomorrow after Threaded has read and digested Spod's idea, none of his posts will appear on this board and none of us will remember who he was.
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Dundeegeorge replied

1 December 2005, 10:25
Ermm, but if you have a time machine

Can't you go back in time and kill all your competitors at a young age so they never develop into your competitors?
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