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Previously on "I've put on 2 pounds"

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  • rootsnall
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    But what is the right exercise?

    <pulls out pencil and paper..>
    Have you ever tried flagging a double drive !? Worked wonders for me while benched but I'm now almost fully reporked after just 6 weeks of being desk bound.

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  • thelace
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    I've put on 3lbs since this morning...

    Currently very addicted to Rich Tea biscuits....

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    But when Uni is done I am hoping to start fencing
    Oh, good. I did some dry stone walling when I was a student.

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Get off the site then!
    Ahhh this site is for work time wasting only

    But when Uni is done I am hoping to start fencing

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    No, only for my dissertation & no
    Get off the site then!

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Do you;

    - watch telly?
    - piss around on the internet?
    - go to t'pub?

    Answer 'Yes' to any of these questions and you have time to exercise.
    No, only for my dissertation & no

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Anyone know how I can quickly lose a stone of very unsightly fat?

    Get a moob job

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  • stingman123
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Squeeze all those zits?
    Get a divorce?

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  • ASB
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Squeeze all those zits?
    That wouldn't get rid of fat though, only pus. Testing fail.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
    Well I do not have time to exercise
    Do you;

    - watch telly?
    - piss around on the internet?
    - go to t'pub?

    Answer 'Yes' to any of these questions and you have time to exercise.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by ASB View Post
    Decapitate yourself?
    Squeeze all those zits?

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  • ASB
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Anyone know how I can quickly lose a stone of very unsightly fat?

    Decapitate yourself?

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  • Halo Jones
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    Well I do not have time to exercise until I finish Uni but I have lost 3 stone in 9 weeks on the Lighter Life Program – its not a solution it’s a short term fix, the big thing to remember is that you were eating to sustain your working day, now you are on the bench you are doing less but eating the same (or worse) if you watch what goes in you do not have to worry about taking it out (energy wise chaps)

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Here's a good linky. This guy knows his stuff and his articles are good. Basically I'd say pick the sport that has athletes who look the way you want to look and then follow his training suggestions. Common sense really.

    Gyms will never tell you to train like an athlete because they are concerned with two things;
    1 keep you coming along for ages and renewing your subscription; hence they don't want you to get results too quickly or to get the idea you can do it yourself
    2 they are scared of liability if you get injured or sick, as too many fat numpties collapse in a heap and never get up after a tough session

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  • Tingles
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    But what is the right exercise?

    <pulls out pencil and paper..>

    Walking around the streets of a Northern city in the wind and rain!!!

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