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well, horses for courses, but come on...you're an Englishman aren't you? It should be a cricket bat. I resent the creeping Americanization of our head-smashing activities.
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostAlarm? boring. If you've got some time off out of contract, just get yourself a big plasma TV, a shotgun and a rocking chair.
However, I wouldn't have any problem taking a baseball bat to someone in my home.
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Alarm? boring. If you've got some time off out of contract, just get yourself a big plasma TV, a shotgun and a rocking chair.
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostThey will not try it on with a well prepared house. Security lights, double glazing and an alarm. If any fliper gets into my home he will be lucky to have a doctor to remove the hockey stick, stashed under my bed, from his cranium.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/2660021.stm
Oh, hang on..
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostThey will not try it on with a well prepared house. Security lights, double glazing and an alarm. If any fliper gets into my home he will be lucky to have a doctor to remove the hockey stick, stashed under my bed, from his cranium.
The double glazing is internally beaded and locks are OK.
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Originally posted by Jeebo72 View PostYou have horses right? Otherwise why bother...
Naaah.
Edit: or even neigh.Last edited by conned tractor; 20 November 2009, 23:55.
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Originally posted by PorkPie View PostCircus in town by any chance?
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostBirmingham?
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostThe great thing is, if the **** gets the stick off you and beats you to death with it, it will be self-defence and he'll walk free.
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostThey will not try it on with a well prepared house. Security lights, double glazing and an alarm. If any fliper gets into my home he will be lucky to have a doctor to remove the hockey stick, stashed under my bed, from his cranium.
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They will not try it on with a well prepared house. Security lights, double glazing and an alarm. If any fecker gets into my home he will be lucky to have a doctor to remove the hockey stick, stashed under my bed, from his cranium.
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostBirmingham?
Maybe he is looking for fresh equine-ty for SKA?
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