I dont like to boast

[Jeebo72]

but we have three bogs in our house

Get a couple of bedrooms and you'd be really rich.

[Paddy]

but we have three bogs in our house

I have three French maids. One to empty the chamber pot. One to hold the pot and one to help me aim.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Do the ones in the maids quarters count and what about the pool house?

[EternalOptimist]

Does that work with foxes too?

It does, but they are much harder to hold down.

[EternalOptimist]

All three outside?

two upstairs, one down
although I do admint that I patrol the perimeter, er..'laying down a scent' to keep the badgers out

[RichardCranium]

wow. you have me beat on the kitchen sinks.

We saw the kitchen / utility room setup and my wife said "Homebrew" and I said "We'll take it".

The agent then said "Don't you want to see upstairs?"

[DimPrawn]

All three outside?

[EternalOptimist]

wow. you have me beat on the kitchen sinks.

[RichardCranium]

but we have three bogs in our house

Our previous house had three bogs, two showers, one bath and three and a half kitchen sinks.

[thunderlizard]

Do you live in Workington?

[EternalOptimist]

but we have three bogs in our house