Booze!

[Xenophon]

Booze is great - flip all the miserable sourpusses and enjoy what little pleasures we have left in the time remaining.

What He Shhhaid

[hyperD]

I always put down "forty" when answering questions about how much do you drink a week. The nurse/doctor always says: "Forty units? That's actually quote high".

I answer: "Units? Ah, no pints, sorry"

Their expressions of shock are wonders to behold.

Booze is great - feck all the miserable sourpusses and enjoy what little pleasures we have left in the time remaining.

[OwlHoot]

It's strange how various types of booze affect different parts of the body.

Brandy affects the heart more than others, and over time gin really does dry out the vocal chords.

[minestrone]

The good lady tells me that heavy boozer's hearts tend to be as clean as a whistle. Their liver may be fecked but their hearts are generally in good shape.

I might get a wee whisky at the station bar when this train stops.

[voodooflux]

Excellent, I look forward to being able to acquire Wychbold's finest ales on repeat prescription.

[mudskipper]

Link

The Spanish research ... found large quantities of alcohol could be even more beneficial for men.

Any volunteers for a UK study?