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I always put down "forty" when answering questions about how much do you drink a week. The nurse/doctor always says: "Forty units? That's actually quote high".
I answer: "Units? Ah, no pints, sorry"
Their expressions of shock are wonders to behold.
Booze is great - feck all the miserable sourpusses and enjoy what little pleasures we have left in the time remaining.
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It's strange how various types of booze affect different parts of the body.
Brandy affects the heart more than others, and over time gin really does dry out the vocal chords.
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The good lady tells me that heavy boozer's hearts tend to be as clean as a whistle. Their liver may be fecked but their hearts are generally in good shape.
I might get a wee whisky at the station bar when this train stops.
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Excellent, I look forward to being able to acquire Wychbold's finest ales on repeat prescription.
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Booze!
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The Spanish research ... found large quantities of alcohol could be even more beneficial for men.
Any volunteers for a UK study?
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