Job of the day

[RichardCranium]

£6/ hr is about the worst i've seen.

Wander into your nearest Job Centre and use one of the terminals.

Do a search for full-time IT professionals anywhere in the UK: there are hundreds if not thousands of minimum wage IT roles, and not just call loggers either. There's web developers and coding role too at minimum wage.

And plenty of people desperately trying to get them, so they do get filled.

[Pogle]

I have this vision of Armstrong and Miller's RAF pilots talking it over in the mess room.

"I say, I've got this new job lined up for when the war finishes"

"What's that?"(puffing on pipe)

"It's all to do with Computers and tulip like that"

"Isn't it"

"Isn't it - I've got to do all visual and stuff like that, and I'm not talking about coping it, I've got to write it all myself and tulip, its well hardcore."

"Write it all yourself? You know what that's so unfair that's -like - making you re-invent the wheel and that"

"Isn't it"

"Isn't it"

Harsh

[conned tractor]

Location: Wakefield, West Yorkshire
Salary: £6 - £9 per hour
Company: Senitor Associates
Job type: Contract
Date posted: 18/11/2009 08:26:50

Helpdesk Engineer - Windows XP - Wakefield
My client has an urgent requirement for a first line helpdesk engineer to provide support within a busy Windows environment. The successful candidate will have prior experience in a similar contract, excellent communication skills and a good understanding of call logging systems. Please send me you CV ASAP.

Ref: CWJobs/BBRS/HD1
Contact: Rosie Sallon


£6/ hr is about the worst i've seen.

[George Parr]

Office Angels - love it!

Lisa Crane is unavailable as she is currently filing her nails.

The advert almost reads as though it was written by Vicky Pollard.

I have this vision of Armstrong and Miller's RAF pilots talking it over in the mess room.

"I say, I've got this new job lined up for when the war finishes"

"What's that?"(puffing on pipe)

"It's all to do with Computers and tulip like that"

"Isn't it"

"Isn't it - I've got to do all visual and stuff like that, and I'm not talking about coping it, I've got to write it all myself and tulip, its well hardcore."

"Write it all yourself? You know what that's so unfair that's -like - making you re-invent the wheel and that"

"Isn't it"

"Isn't it"

[RichardCranium]

& why is it always "Senior developer?" I've never engaged a "Senior plumber", "Senior hairdresser" or "Senior urologist".

The last two certainly exist 'senior stylist' and 'consultant urologist'.

[Mich the Tester]

& why is it always "Senior developer?" I've never engaged a "Senior plumber", "Senior hairdresser" or "Senior urologist".

In the hope that experienced people will read the ad and then do the job for the rate of a school leaver.

[thunderlizard]

& why is it always "Senior developer?" I've never engaged a "Senior plumber", "Senior hairdresser" or "Senior urologist".

[Spacecadet]

Hello,

For one or our blue chip client we are looking for a senior VB.NET developer.

Objective:

Informing quality parameters on a form, the contents of his notes written on SQL 2005.

Tasks:

- Entering information on a predefined master
- Save the info on the database
- Return of info graphically with Visual Basic 2008

what about tapes?

[thunderlizard]

Hello,

For one or our blue chip client we are looking for a senior VB.NET developer.

Objective:

Informing quality parameters on a form, the contents of his notes written on SQL 2005.

Tasks:

- Entering information on a predefined master
- Save the info on the database
- Return of info graphically with Visual Basic 2008

[Spacecadet]

(look wise)

only when I have my glasses on

[Jeebo72]

Love it.

Interviewer: Can you do advaced things with forms?
Interviewee: Why yes.

[SantaClaus]

Office Angels - love it!

Lisa Crane is unavailable as she is currently filing her nails.

The advert almost reads as though it was written by Vicky Pollard.

[BoredBloke]

Do you have experience of Visual? Contract


Temp Assignment - 5 weeks. You must be able to use Visual.
Excellent Excel skills- you will be an excel expert with the following;
- Ability to write Visual Basic - not just copy it, but write it yourself
- Know how to validate, expand and collapse sections
- Do manual forms and fields etc and then do advanced things with them.
- Be able to present this information well- the figures/analysis will need to be presented in a professional way (look wise) for the documents.
Either call for further information or send your CV, we will only contact you if you have Visual experience.



Location City Of London
Country UK
Start Date 23rd November 2009
Duration 5 weeks
Rate £10 - £12 /Hour
Recruiter Office Angels
Contact Lisa Crane
Telephone 02075800777
Email [email protected]
Reference JSLISAOA101
Posted Date 18/11/2009 14:49:57
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So come on you lot - do any of you do Visual. The basic version is fine (look wise)