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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWill they fly and have hover capability, or will they remain lying cheating two-faced scum?
They will have learnt how to extract references from contractors by means of setting up fake companies, staging a fake interview and then after contracts are almost agreed getting the contractor to hand over references.
The fake company will then magically disappear into the night
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Someone will publish a book entitled "The Bumper Book of References". A lot of agents will kill each other attempting to steal this book for themselves.
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Like prostitution, the old businesses never change their mission statements through the ages, but keep on charging nonetheless.
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostThey will still be ringing me based on a copy of my CV from 2002.
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They will still be ringing me based on a copy of my CV from 2002.
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostMost of them will be 39.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWill they fly and have hover capability, or will they remain lying cheating two-faced scum?
HTH
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What will agents be like in 20 yrs time?
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