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permiedom is just an illusion .....pah pah pah ayyeiiiiii ..... its just an illusion ..... "Yes we have an excellent company here where we will give you a permanent salary coupled with 'C' grade health insurance for you and your family so that if they fall ill they can be in a cage with the rest of the animals.... also you get 20 days leave where I the boss tell you when you can go on holiday ! .... don't forget out excellent pension scheme which you can draw out at 50 by which time its worthless and probably the pension companies sunk !!!, also I will make you work to your grave in order for you to promote me the boss who attends meetings and bullshots !, theres also a fictional performance related bonus where I get it if I persude you that you don't deserve one for last years hard work !!!!"
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Originally posted by Shimano105Shortest permy job ever (a week) and I'm back where I belong - contracting in the land of milk and honey
Grim experience you'd all do well to avoid (well those of you that really are contractors).
Time for some celebratory beers methinks
Being a permie is utter tulip. Never, EVER even contemplate it.
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Tell us more. We are curious? What happened? Did you have to work with HHH?
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I'm back!
Shortest permy job ever (a week) and I'm back where I belong - contracting in the land of milk and honey
Grim experience you'd all do well to avoid (well those of you that really are contractors).
Time for some celebratory beers methinksTags: None
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