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Previously on "Some of Jed Clampetts favourite sayings"

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  • thunderlizard
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    Pearl: Jed, what do you mean you sold the swamp for twenty dollars? It's worth more than that!
    Jed: Maybe so, but the man from the oil company set great store by how he was going to pay me in some new kind of dollars.
    Pearl: What do you mean? There's no new kind of dollars.
    Jed: Well, I heard of gold dollars and silver dollars, but he said he was going to pay me in "million dollars"



    I have the 10-DVD set on my shelf and you've made me want to watch them all again now!

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  • Billy-Bob
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    Granny. "Moonshine for medicinal purposes only, it's my rheumatiz medicine.

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  • thunderlizard
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    "one of these days I'm gonna have a big talk with that boy"

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  • Tingles
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    Thems good chittlings, Grandma....

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Some of Jed Clampetts favourite sayings

    Some of Jed Clampetts favourite sayings

    Hot diggety Dog
    Well I'll be
    You don't say
    Now, hear me out



    If I think of any more, I'll add them

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