As a long-term admirer of your good self, I believe this represents the first step in what I'm sure will be a winning Labour election campaign.
You may be aware, if you've read some other threads on this forum, that I have suggested you be made president for life of the whole planet. Can you imagine the utopian society we could all live in with you at the helm? House prices would rise forever, the money-printing presses would never stop and your Orwellian dream of a planet you control could finally come to fruition.
Boomed!

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